When My Laptop Doesn't Turn Off When I Shut The Lid But The Screen Is Off So I Need To Shut It Down By

when my laptop doesn't turn off when I shut the lid but the screen is off so I need to shut it down by holding down the power button, listening to it's screaming fans get louder and louder in the same way that holding a man's head underwater makes him struggle more and more until everything goes still.

hate it when hair gets under my foreskin

made my morning coffee without a mug today...

hate it when the filter is the same color as the paper on a cig. just lit up the filter by accident. taste was.....not great

happened again. what the fuck

i hate dming for my gayass homosexual friends. they are roleplaying sex right now. i am making them roll for things. what is my life.

my friend is threatening me with pregnancy? (I think?)