Quantum Equinologists Were First Alerted To The Multidimensional Parallelity Of Horses With The Discovery

Quantum Equinologists were first alerted to the multidimensional parallelity of Horses with the discovery of Takhi Przewalski, a Horse whose sidelives had gathered onto the Mongolian steppes of this worldline. Hypotheses abound regarding their unusual decision to congregate here, ranging from “safety in numbers” to “our worldline has the best grass”. Currently, Takhi is splitting their population between a variety of zoological parks and (as pictured above) the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.

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SWAMP DOG, DOG OF THE SWAMPS

hero, painter, stinky, good boy

SWAMP DOG, DOG OF THE SWAMPS

noble, poet, clumpy, friend boy

SWAMP DOG, DOG OF THE SWAMPS

saviour, flautist, dirty, kind boy

SWAMP DOG, DOG OF THE SWAMPS

Australian scientists in Queensland have developed what may be an effective treatment for koala chlamydia, ending a scourge that has plagued these perverted Phascolarctidae for centuries. It is hoped this vaccine will help where other government programs (like the unfortunately ineffective poster series encouraging young male koalas to use prophylactic measures) have failed. Whether the koalas will give up their debauched sexual practices in favour of regular testing and vaccination remains to be seen.

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@awkwardtypo replied to your post: “How many bird species eat humans? How many eat humans regularly?”

How many different blogs does BVA stalk and am I next

as far as I know for certain @blurds, @falseredstart, and I get tagged by Bird Vore Anon, though I think I’m the only one who has copycats defiling my inbox. If you or a loved one are also harassed by BVA, please let me know so I can start a support group

@kynawrath replied

are we counting scavenging as vore

asking that will only encourage BVA and also it depends but that is not a topic suitable for both christmas and hanukkah and (for those not observing anything) the day a lot of liquor stores are closed @jads-abum-rat replied

oh my god

i know!! i have like three other BVA questions in my inbox (and one indignant one because i didn’t tag them in that one meme) but i thought they at least had the decency to leave this day alone. i am a fool for thinking this, as it is made abundantly clear that BVA is the worst sort of villain. @iguanamouth replied

a birds eating me right now

rip lauren they died as they lived, being eaten by birds while their lizard stood by doing nothing.

Mock-the-King Birds (now known simply as Mockingbirds) were the genesis of Charles Darwin’s theory of Evolution. Named for their parodic singing and generally irreverent attitude towards royalty, Darwin wrote “these Birds know not their betters, and Mocke his Royal Highness William even as he has done such Good in this world,” eventually concluding there was “not a Spark of the Lord inside them.” After months of wrestling with his faith, he decided these birds were solid evidence there is no God, and that all life was simply the end result of chance mutations accumulated through millions of years.

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Unusual among birds, the Kea of New Zealand are gifted mechanics and can often be found performing routine maintenance on vehicles that park in their territory. These skilled Strigopidae have a particular fondness for replacing aged weatherstripping, but if allowed time and materials they are capable of a full engine rebuilds. In the photograph above, a team of Kea begin the simple task of windscreen wiper replacement.

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