So Stuffing Is Just Savory Bread Pudding

So stuffing is just savory bread pudding

AND NOBODY TOLD ME

HOW

omg imagine

some people really are just going to bed and falling asleep. wild

more like john teehee-con amiright

John Deacon smiling, but as you scroll the smile gets bigger:

Dream jobs:

-A chic and socially skilled dinner party host

-A brilliant, sensitive, slightly pretentious poet

-A blithe wanderer with a harmonica

-An eccentric old witch who gives wise advice

-A stunningly dressed lady-in-waiting with a secret

-A witty dandy who never shuts up

-A herald of the apocalypse

-A god

is the snowman from frozen that you hate so much olaf or the big scary guy

I don’t remember a big scary guy. I remember only my most hated enemy, the one with the carrot for a nose.

A conversation I had today:

Me: Guess what season it is!

My friend: Winter..

Me: SAGITTARI- oh. That too