If Radiation Poisoning Is The Price For A Good Time, Consider Me A Willing Martyr

If radiation poisoning is the price for a good time, consider me a willing martyr

I recently started "The Witcher Wild Hunt" (like the 30th of June and I have like 37hours something of game on it and I can tell a few things:

- Ciri babygirl I love you so stinking much🤍 - Triss & Geralt at the ball, with the fox and wolf masks and going through the maze, her being drunk and giggling, him catching her when she was about to fall- right here and there I knew I would not romance Yenn 🤣😭 Don't get me wrong I LOVE Yenn (prefer the Show! Yenn) but if I had to ship her with someone, it would be Jaskier instead cause the potential of those two drama queens together, the banter, AND the chemistry they showed in season 2 was off the charts ("that's my wife, please don't hurt her" sorry not sorry but shipping material right there) - Dandelion is the Goat - Vesemir could ask me to walk on burning charcoals on my bare feet while holding a sword over my head and I would do it. The amount of trust and love I have for this man- - Triss & Geralt's goodbyes had me in tears (cause I asked her to stay and replied to her with "I love you" and really thought I ruined the romance) BUT THEN I WAS HOWLING BECAUSE THE LIGHTHOUSE INCIDENT HAD ME IN SHAMBLES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll probably talk a bit more about it but rn I just wanna make a Witcher server and write some Triss/Geralt because I love this and I gotta make it my entire personality to cope with reality LMAO

The Smirk

Cooper's left-side smirks whenever someone tugs at his heartstrings...

Exhibit A:

Barb 'selling' the lavender taffy like the corporate bigwig she is flirtasiously to her husband...

GIF by @thesoldiersminute

Exhibit B:

Lucy giving a textbook intervention in defence of Wilzig like the misguided Vault-dweller she is genuinely sticking to the golden rule and her innate kindness...

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

cooper howard the moment I fell in love with him

can’t wait for extreme wife guy cooper howard to wife lucy up in new vegas