To The Sweetest Anonymous Person Who Keeps Sending Me Badges - I Adore You Xxx

To the sweetest anonymous person who keeps sending me badges - I adore you xxx

Also, like, slide into my DMs so I can thank you properly :)

Tony isn’t in the habit of being late. No, really. He's never late for important things, since the last time he checked, the world’s still spinning. Except… there’s the small matter of him sometimes—rarely—being late for life. The real shit that kicks you in the balls when you’re not looking.

Exhibit A: Peter, currently sulking on a police bench, looking as if someone’s kicked his friendly neighborhood optimism straight in the nuts.

Exhibit B: some random asshole has his arm around him.

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed

Wordcount: 23,033

Starker Battleship: Not Actually Unrequited Love - @starker-battleship

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B1 Square - Friends - @pparkerbingo

Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF N1 Square - Premature ejaculation - @pparkerbingo

Starker Festivals Summer Bingo: N3 Square - Free space - @starkerfestivals

The last thing Bucky remembers is the lounge, that mouthwatering scent, and then everything going straight to shit with no pit stops.

He rolls over, coming face to face with a bunch of blankets. They aren’t soft anymore. They aren’t clean. And they sure as hell don’t smell like anything close to heaven now. They reek of sweat, filth, and something vaguely burnt—the fuck? Must’ve been his self-respect torching itself and going up in flames.

His head is pounding, his heart is pounding, his den’s a war zone, the bed broken. His goddamn mattress looks molested. Jesus. What the fuck was that?

In Bucky’s defense, the compound’s a revolving door, and he barely recognizes half the faces most of the time, let alone pays attention to memos that pop up on his phone.

Chapter 2/?

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Working on my "Not Actually Unrequited Love" Starker. I am probably not gonna use them when I actually post, but here they are, just in case, so I can hot-link the crap out of them.

*There are months / years in between the texts, although they are chronological.

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Day 7: Bucky/Peter - Accidental Stimulation

There’s a sharp thud, and Peter’s spleen gets introduced to Bucky’s chin. He winces, twisting awkwardly in the most cramped fucking space this side of a coffin, trying to suck in a breath without knocking his head into something else. Oh, no, wait—there it is. His skull just kissed the ceiling. Or the floor. Honestly, fuck if he knows at this point. Perfect. “Ow,” he nudges Bucky away with zero success. Another shift, and, yup, Bucky’s knee is dangerously close to his crotch. Great. Fantastic. And while Peter, if he is honest with himself, would normally have no objections to Bucky’s body parts anywhere near his junk—current circumstances being what they are—a few more inches and they’re about to have a very intimate, very painful moment. “Dude,” Peter hisses. “Careful, I like my balls intact.”

Peter and Bucky go to the ISS. They don’t stay there very long. Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 9.3k

Bingo fills and cards under the fold

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF N2 - Gravity @pparkerbingo Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF I4 - Multiple Orgasms @pparkerbingo Winterspider Bingo: SWF I3 - Mission Gone Wrong @winterspider-bingo Winterspider Bingo: NSWF B4 - Hand Jobs @winterspider-bingo

Bucky knows what people see when they look at him: the metal arm, the distant stare, the scars both visible and hidden. Damaged and, obviously, stupid for letting the government stomp all over him, stupid for signing up to get broken in the first place. It has to be that, right? Stupid. That's the only reason why this kid, who picked out a restaurant too fancy for Bucky’s comfort, would sit here and lie his ass off by saying, "I have a stalker," and think he is getting away with it.

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That hooker WinterSpider AU that someone actually asked for. Peter is an escort looking for a driver, and Bucky needs a distraction. It's not what you think. Unless it is. Rating: Explicit Status: Completed Wordcount: 45k Last chapter Bingo Fills: Winterspider Bingo: SWF O3 Square - Nightmares @winterspider-bingo Winterspider Bingo: NSWF G4 Square - Escort (getting it out of the way, will never write one again, lol) @winterspider-bingo Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B3 Square - Nightmares @pparkerbingo Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF O2 Square - Walked in on @pparkerbingo