Tony Isnt In The Habit Of Being Late. No, Really. He's Never Late For Important Things, Since The Last

Tony isn’t in the habit of being late. No, really. He's never late for important things, since the last time he checked, the world’s still spinning. Except… there’s the small matter of him sometimes—rarely—being late for life. The real shit that kicks you in the balls when you’re not looking.

Exhibit A: Peter, currently sulking on a police bench, looking as if someone’s kicked his friendly neighborhood optimism straight in the nuts.

Exhibit B: some random asshole has his arm around him.

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed

Wordcount: 23,033

Starker Battleship: Not Actually Unrequited Love - @starker-battleship

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B1 Square - Friends - @pparkerbingo

Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF N1 Square - Premature ejaculation - @pparkerbingo

Starker Festivals Summer Bingo: N3 Square - Free space - @starkerfestivals

Day 8: Peter/Tony - Spanking

Tony’s earned a little indulgence. Maybe a lot. Especially when Peter’s practically offering himself up, two seconds away from “I’m stuck, fuck me loose.” Oh lord, have mercy— Or don’t. Tony presses his shoe against Peter’s back pocket, the sole staying there a little longer than necessary. Just… attracting his attention. No, let’s not call it that. That’s what Tony would’ve called it back when he lived in denial-land, pretending he had enough fucks left to spare. The sole stays there because Tony likes the way it looks—his foot on that ass.

Tony doesn’t dwell too much on how he came back. What’s the point? Or even on how he certainly came back wrong, as if showing up nearly a decade younger and sporting a black eye wasn’t a dead—ha—giveaway.

Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 5.4k Bingo fills and cards under the fold

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF G4 - Vacation @pparkerbingo Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF O1 - Foreplay @pparkerbingo

All jokes aside, the cat’s a good thing. Clint has some self-respect left and refuses to pine after a cat guy. “Are you actually being serious right now?” Nat elbows him in the gut as Clint stares at Bucky’s bleeding face, whimpering a little when he just spits out some blood and, with a scowl, waves off the medic who dares to approach him. “Why is this so hot?” Clint fans himself with his own t-shirt, stretching the cotton with each drag, and pines with the intensity and urgency of at least a hundred dying phone batteries.

[or]

Clint has a type. And his type is assholes.

Day 5: Bucky/Tony - Knife Play

It’s not actually about that move. You know the one. The knife flip. One day Tony wakes up, and this particular resident super-soldier is less that and more… just a grumpy asshole with a decent sense of humor who leaves the toilet seat up and flat Coke all over the place. Tony’s got a compound full of those. And most of them have plenty of kick-ass moves. So, yes, Tony doesn’t exactly forget about that specific move—as if he ever could—but it doesn’t bother him either. By then, he also doesn’t expect it will ever—ever—be used on him.

Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 7.4k

Day 9: Bucky/Tony - Breath Play

“Breathe for me, Tony,” Bucky orders, his quiet rasp vibrating through Tony’s bones, and lets up just enough for Tony not to pass the fuck out. Just say it, Tony’s brain taunts. Say you don’t just want him. Say you can’t breathe without him.

Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 4.4k

The last thing Bucky remembers is the lounge, that mouthwatering scent, and then everything going straight to shit with no pit stops. He rolls over, coming face to face with a bunch of blankets. They aren’t soft anymore. They aren’t clean. And they sure as hell don’t smell like anything close to heaven now. They reek of sweat, filth, and something vaguely burnt—the fuck? Must’ve been his self-respect torching itself and going up in flames. His head is pounding, his heart is pounding, his den’s a war zone, the bed broken. His goddamn mattress looks molested. Jesus. What the fuck was that?

In Bucky’s defense, the compound’s a revolving door, and he barely recognizes half the faces most of the time, let alone pays attention to memos that pop up on his phone. Rating: Explicit Chapter: 1/?

Chapter Fills:

Peter Parker Bingo: SWF G3 Square - Enchanted (depends on how you look at it / a stretch) @pparkerbingo Winterspider Bingo: SWF O1 Square - Avengers Compound @winterspider-bingo Winterspider Bingo: NSWF Alt - Scent Kink @winterspider-bingo