I'D DIE AND LAUGH

I'D DIE AND LAUGH

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

this was clearly me after watching the SAW X trailer over and over, I found comfort in Mateo actually

I love the feeling when I stumble upon a new super obscure man to obsess over and I frantically have to watch EVERY piece of media he’s ever been in

you know how Lionsgate released two clips of the traps in the movie?

why do they do that? do they think we're gonna let our guard down and watch the clips even though we should wait for the movie? because they're right!

I don't regret though, I found comfort in both clips-

THIS MAN IS SMOKIN' COME AT ME

Am I the only one high key thirsting over Mateo? Like I know he’s a filthy scammer but

please please I've been starving for so long I haven't eaten--

I LOVE MATEO SO MUCH :(

This close to writing a Saw X fanfic for all the Mateo fans out there. I see y'all and I know you're starving

glad to see another mateo fan 🙏🙏🙏 i didn’t expect to like him so much from the trailers but his sweatiness and determination ensnared me.

for me it was love at the first sight 💀 nah I'll be honest I wanted him to perish buuuuuuut my bisexual ass just had to simp for Mateo, he is so adorable :(