Yeah Going Down Is Fun And All, But Have You Considered That I Will Have To Go Back Up Afterwards

Yeah going down is fun and all, but have you considered that I will have to go back up afterwards…😔

Arthur and John should get to play some online flash games on the computer. I think playing a silly little dress up game on girlsgogames.com would be good for them. Maybe making some sundaes in papas freezeria would calm them down a little.

The myth of Sergey Ushanka isn't true at all. There was no tragic computer scientist with a degenerative brain disease who tried to upload his consciousness to a hard-drive. The Sergey Ushanka video is really just Colin Becher getting so fed up with FR3-d1 that he fucking ate his computer.

Since we call Jonathan Sims « the Jarchivist », should we call Gertrude Robinson « the Garchivist »

I felt like you guys will appreciate this

my teeth have felt so weird the past few days. it's like they don't quite fit together, or liek they don't fit in my head right.