Also, If Any Of My Friends Find My Page, Don't Know How They Would, But Then I Would Certainly Have To

Also, if any of my friends find my page, don't know how they would, but then I would certainly have to end it

If the snails are evil... how would we know?

Accurate retelling of something that happened in maths:

Teacher: The next subject will be VERY DIFFICULT!

*starts rubbing his hands together and laughing menacingly like the maniac evil dubious creature he is*

hey i think this is not a real medical procedure. not sure tho

Who are all these cute women who wants to meet me?!? This is the fourth message I have gotten!