I Accidentally Deleted The Ask But I'll Do The Song Request

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kronika: I never thought any of you essential. You're all crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe you all have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.

Kronika: 🎶I know your powers of retention are as sick as D'vorah's back side. But as sick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking about God's and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer.🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶and where do we feature?🎶

Kronika: 🎶just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid. But you'll be rewarded when at last, I'm given my dues! And justice is deliciously squared. Be prepared!🎶

D'vorah: yes, be prepared. We'll be prepared! ...prepared for what?

Kronika: for the erasing of earthrealms defender, raiden

Kung Lao: why? Is he sick?

Kronika: no, you moron. We're going to kill him and anyone who helps him.

Kung Lao: great idea! Who needs a defender?

Kronika: you fool! There will be one.

Kung Lao: but, you said-

Kronika: I will be earthrealms protector. Stick with me and everything bad that happened to you, will be wiped from history.

All except kronika: long live kronika! 🎶it's great that we'll all be connected to a god who'll be all-time adored.🎶

Kronika: 🎶of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The new future will be littered with prizes, and though I'm the addressee, the point I must emphasize is: you won't have a chance without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning. Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be god undisputed. Respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

All: 🎶yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

Dora actually has a knife! Forget using stars! She's ready to stab someone!

Random headcanon

Johnny cage does Elon musk style tweets

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!