Quan Chi, Looking At A Broken Coffee Maker: So, Who Broke It? I'm Not Mad. I Just Wanna Know.

Quan chi, looking at a broken coffee maker: so, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Kitana: it was me. I bro-

Quan chi: no. No you didn't. Kung Lao?

Kung Lao: don't look at me. Look at Liu Kang.

Liu Kang: what? I didn't break it.

Kung Lao: huh. That's weird. Then how did you know it was broken?

Liu Kang: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kung Lao: suspicious.

Liu kang: no it isn't.

Kabal: if it matters, probably not but, Jade was the last one to use it.

Jade: what? Kabal, I don't even drink that crap.

Kabal: really? Then why were you by the coffee cart earlier?

Jade: I sit by it and polish my weapons. Everyone knows that.

Kitana: ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Quan chi.

Quan chi: no. Who broke it?

Kabal: Quan chi, strykers been suspiciously quiet.

Stryker: really!?

Kabal: yes, really.

Quan chi steps outside while the revenants argue.

Quan chi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that in 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a demons head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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D'vorah, shoving her head into a beehive: y'all wouldn't believe the f*cking day this one had.

Kollector, after he realizes kitana was trying to get him to talk: wait, are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because, if you are,...I will gladly do so. In a song parody. Also under the sea for some reason.

Kollector: 🎶well, kollector hasn't always been this glam. I was actually pretty sad once. now I know I can as happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful baby. Did your mother say "listen to your heart"? To be who you are on the inside? I can use three words to tear that argument apart. Your mother lied. I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. Scrub the deck and make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy persons neck. Just a sec. Don't ya know? People are dumb, dumb, dumb. They'll chase anything that glitters. Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come. to the brightest thing that glitters. I could eat them like dinner. I just like free food. And you look like seafood🎶

Fire god Liu Kang: hey! Kollector! Guess who's back. *Fights and fails*

Kollector: well, well, well. 🎶 Little Liu kangs having trouble with his look. You little semi-demi-fire god. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start. And your tattoos on the outside. For, just like you, I made myself a work of art. I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. I'm way too tough. Liu Kang, man. You can try, try, try. But you can't expect a demi god to beat a naknada. You will die, die, die. Now it's time to take apart your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough but your armour isn't hard enough. Liu kang, it's about time you get dying. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in 'cause it's the last thing you'll ever see. C'est la vi mona mi. I'm so shiny! Now I'll finish you so start your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny! You wish you were nice and shiny!!!🎶

D'vorah, shoving her head into a beehive: y'all wouldn't believe the f*cking day this one had.

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