How Is This One Of My Most Reblogged And Liked Posts?

How is this one of my most reblogged and liked posts?

D'vorah, shoving her head into a beehive: y'all wouldn't believe the f*cking day this one had.

What if shao Kahn met a fortune teller and it was his introduction to shang tsung?

Shao Kahn and baraka walk to shang tsungs place

Shang tsung: welcome to my fortune telling business. A tip of the hat from shang tsung. Hands over a card

Shao Kahn, reading the card: tarok readings, charms and potions. Dreams made real.

Shang tsung: you seem like a betting man unlike me. But I am in the company of working for royalty.

Shao Kahn: baraka, this gentleman has read my palm.

Baraka: or todays newspaper. Sire, this seems like a sham.

Shang tsung: I suggest you shouldn't infuriate me fang face. Don't you derigate or deride. 🎶You're in my world now. Not your world. And I've got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side.🎶

Shang tsung: don't question the echo. Completely normal around here. 🎶sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, it'll enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future. I can change some of it too. I look deep inside your heart and soul.🎶 you do have a soul, don't you? 🎶make your wildest dreams come true. I got voodoo. I got hoodoo. I got things I haven't tried. 'cause I got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶the cards. The cards. The cards will tell the past, the present and the future as well. The cards. The cards. Just take three. Take a look into the future with me. Now you, shao Kahn, are from across the sea. You're from two long lines of royalty.🎶 I'm a royal myself from my mother's side. 🎶your powers high. But your kingdoms low. You need to marry somebody whose got plenty of dough.🎶

Shao Kahn: sad but true

Shang tsung: I can tell you want power and go from place to place to conquer everything. But it's gonna take a bit of green. Not everything will be needed to do so but it's a factor. 🎶It's the green. It's the green. It's the green you need. And when I look into your future, it's power that I see. And you, fang face, I don't wanna waste my time. You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother, your sister, and brother. Even if you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, what I see, is the man you always wanted to be.🎶 Just shake my hand. Come on. Won't you shake a pour souls hand.

Shao Kahn and baraka shake his hand

Shang tsung: yes! 🎶are you ready?🎶

Souls: 🎶are you ready?🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶are you ready? Power amplification station🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶amplification station 🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶power multiplication. Can you feel it? You're changing. You're changing. You're changing alright. I hope you're satisfied! But if you aren't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!🎶

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

I really like this answer!

I really like bats.

I really like this ask!

Torr: I am heavy weapons guy. And this... *Holds up ferra* is my weapon.

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It's more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I've failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you're taking your lumps. There's no one in outworld admired as you. You're everyones favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as shao Kahn. No one's quick as shao Kahn. No one's muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There's nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they'd tell you who's team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one's been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one's got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there's no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I've got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that's right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I'm especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more! Who's the ruler next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶