You Know What? Crisis Would've Been 1000% Better If The Starkid Batman, Robin And Superman Were Referenced

You know what? Crisis would've been 1000% better if the Starkid Batman, Robin and Superman were referenced in any way

Bonus is Brian's Superman was the Paragon they were looking for

Goddess of crime!

I love it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Okay so I have some au ideas

So with the release of Disney+, I have been able to watch a bunch of old DCOMs I absolutely LOVED as a kid

And I have become INSPIRED

I've got some DCOM-related Aus in the works (I wouldn't write the whole thing as a fic, just write out the plot, but anyone would totally be able to use them as long as they tagged me so I can see!)

Which would people want to see first?

(Note: certain ones fit certain ships, so you can ask me if you're curious about a specific one)

Teen Beach Movie au

Let it Shine au

How to Build a Better Boy au

Avalon High au

Read it and Weep au

Princess Protection Program au

Geek Charming au

Starstruck au

Stuck in the Suburbs au

Radio Rebel au

(if you couldn't tell, I love DCOMs and will probably write all of these, but idk where I should start so help would be greatly appreciated ❤️)

(^thats gonna be me later after writing but it's totally worth it lol 😂)

I'm literally going to have A HEART ATTACK

I have watched TWO MINUTES of Crisis on Infinite Earths

And I am already shook

(spoilers in tags)

Bruce Wayne if any of his kids makes fun of him in any way, ever

Thoughts on Crisis on Infinite Earths (Part 2)

(spoilers below the cut!)

I want the Legends. Give them to me or I'm gonna riot

Why is an Earth in the 70s still around when Earth-38 is gone and Earth-1 is supposed to be the last one getting destroyed? I don't get that logic

SNART

Oh my god Jon crying and being passed around is Peak Comedy

Future bat? Damiandamianpleasebedamian(itprobablywon’tbebutIcanhavehope)

Also the Paragons? What?

Ah frick Lex

Yes Kate go off! I love her

Wow everyone's got some real messed up stuff happening on their own shows rn, it really sucks that this is making things worse

Kara+Kate team up is what I need in life

Lex NO

Once again , I really am getting more invested in my Anti-Monitor theory

Yes, the Lazarus Pit is too good to be true

Iris is amazing

I don't know who Nyssa is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Wow Luke, new look

"A less 'this' version of you"

'At least he's cute' oh geez

Oh my god the look Kate gives when Kara breaks the door I love it

Hello??? Tech-suit Bruce?

Oh this Kate's dead

I'm sorry is Bruce speaking gibberish? Jane Doe or whatever? I'm lost

JOHN HIIII

Wow 'I spent the night with superman' who wrote that title??

To Lois, Clark<<<the buff guy on the paper towel rolls

Wow Iris that's a fun info-dump

Lex is THE PRESIDENT???

Smallville Clark seeing Cryer's Lex like: #notmylex

Lex is literally declaring his love/hate to Clark

Even when he literally knows Superman's identity he denies it wow you're intelligent but you're dumb too

THE KRYPTONITE OH MY GOD

'you made a funny' lol

Aw Smallville Clois is super cute

Aw Bruce broke the no-kill rule

Mick and Jon are such a great duo!

YES MICK'S BOOK (Plus Snart's commentary)

Again, how is Earth-96 still around? I'm so confused! What's the pattern?

Brandon as Clark is so cute

Oh yikes the glasses I don't like that

Batman vs. Superman on this Earth did not go well I guess

Ooh the outfits!

It's a Bizarro situation now isn't it?

YES LOIS GET HIM

Ugh John why would you lick that?

Oh hey we know this dude right?

Sara+Mia team-up!

Oh yeah it was Hex with the scar

Btw this is a really weird pit. I don't think they all look like this right? You'd think there would be more security, more procedure and stuff

I really don't think this Bruce is the right guy (still have hope for one of the batboys)

And Kara agrees, good

Again, monitor can't be trusted

Brandon!Clark and Brandon!Ray

HIS SON IS NAMED JASON OOF

Why does Kara have so many hetero lines? I don't like it

So Kate's the paragon. And the Monitor is playing a game of semantics. Okay.

Also, big question: Did Batwoman start before the events of the last crossover and everything from season 1 has been taking place over a year and they just casually forgot to mention that she ducked out at one point for the last crisis? Bc that makes no sense

Aw the pic of her and Beth is so cute and so sad

KATE NO YOU TOOK THE KRYPTONITE WHYYY

The Anti-Monitor is like an off-brand Thanos

And that's all for today I guess! Tune in next time