(Ruby Running Into LBs Office)

(Ruby running into LBs office)

Ruby: tell me what is going on right now or else I will come to your house and gobble up your shower curtain

LB: ...my shower curtain is glass

Ruby: well crunchity munchity do you think that will stop me?

Elliot: FOUR MONTHS

Ruby: what's he talking about?

Del: its really not that big of a deal

Elliot: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Del Lasco from the Ruby Redfort series was the gayest gay there ever was and she had the hOts for Red Monroe and that’s the ONLY TEA THERE IS !!!!!!!

Ruby: are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

LB: I’m suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it

Mrs Digby: ruby, wake up! Ruby: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead, leave flowers and get out

Ruby: Why does no one tell me if we have people over? I just walked downstairs wearing a "say hey if you're gay" t-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw. Clancy: did any of them say hey?