Elliot: FOUR MONTHS

Elliot: FOUR MONTHS

Ruby: what's he talking about?

Del: its really not that big of a deal

Elliot: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

LB: ruby is late for a meeting. Again. Blacker: How did this happen? I called her at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11. LB: I printed a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Hitch: I set all the clocks to say PM when it s really AM. LB: oh boy, we may have overdone it. ruby: *bursting into the room* WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT???

Bradley: We need nicknames

LB: what? No

Bradley: Birdie?

LB: No

Bradley: Babe ?

LB: No

Bradley: *holds up ring* Mrs Baker?

So Ruby Rwdfort takes place in 1973/4, right? And we can assume she‘s born around 1960, right? You know who was also born then?

The Marauders

And I‘m not saying someone should do a crossover, but somehow should definitely do a crossover.

(Can you just. imagine the chaos when the marauders meet this sassy girl that really doesn‘t like rules and somehow keeps stealing things. It would be glorious.)

Ruby: are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

LB: I’m suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook and if you do, you have certainly never opened it

LB: redfort your totally out control

Ruby: I'm not! I'm a law abiding citizen!

LB: oh really? Name one law

Ruby: don't kill people

LB:

LB: you know what that's on me, I set the bar too low