Feeling Like This Fella Rn

Feeling like this fella rn

I used a face mask brush for the first time and was like "Oh! I'm going to have so much control now! Gonna have some great results!" And then I nigh-immediately rammed a fat gob of chemicals straight into my eye with it and that's a good metaphor for the industrial revolution I think.

Hhhhhrnnmmggg bath püff

I would like to beleive that my dreams are prophetic and allat but I just had a dream in which I ate a silicone contact lens case in one bite without chewing and felt it slide all the way down my esophagus so unless I lose my absolute mind in the next few days I hereby declare that I do NOT have the gift of prophesy.

The wacky ol' Caeser Romero Joker from Adam West's 1960's tv Batman who doesn't even bother to shave his mustache: I'll have it! By all the saints of wicked mirth, I'll have it! The last laugh will still be mine!

Joaquin Phoenix in Joker, subversive masterpiece and the top psychological thriller to beat for 2020: How about another joke Mur-RAY???

We are the gaslights of the girlbosses you couldn’t gatekeep.