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Pillows

Ok so it has been well over a year since I've written anything or been involved with the Lucky Batch so please leave me some writing tips<3

"I swear to Maker, if you skip one more briefing, I will feed you to Loth Wolfs." hissed Raffle as he dragged Skip by his ear down the hallway of the Republic base the Lucksters were currently stationed at. "Kriffing hell Raffle! Let go of my ear! You're gonna- ow oW OW" "You wouldn't be getting dragged by your ear if you just went to a briefing, you di'kuit." Ignoring his vods protests, Raffle finally made it to the briefing room, where he shoved Skip into the room ahead of him, finding the amused faces of his brothers, who had seen Raffle storm off less than three minutes ago. Jackal and Foxy snorted when the very offended trooper slunk off to the corner to sulk, Kenhla quickly regaining the squad's attention. "Oh, a newcomer, welcome!" she joked and was met with a stuck-out tongue.

Once the batch had retreated to their barracks, still amused by the small scene from earlier, Skip asked, "If you're gonna drag me to meetings can it be by a different part of my body next time?" Jackal had snuck up behind Skip and pulled his little bun. "That work?". Raffle, who Pepper was scolding, smiled. "That's a great idea Jackal thank you." "All I do is shoot down D-1s. I don't get why I have to go to those meetings." Skip muttered, knowing full well why he was supposed to be there. "Maybe in case Jackal has another one of those 'emergency landings' again." piped Ryder on top of his perch on Goose. Now it was the pilot's turn to be offended. "Would you rather be a giant fireball in the sky?" "I'd rather stay on the same ship for more than a month." Jackal gasped, pretending to be overdramatic. "How dare you!". "I gotta agree with Ryder" Cypher cut in, who had his back turned, looking at his data pad. "Cypher turn around." The trooper did and was promptly met with a pillow to the face from Jackal. Foxy, who had been silently laughing at the situation, burst into laughter from the confused look on Cypher's face. Snapping out of his confusion, Cipher grabbed the pillow just thrown at him and the one on his bunk. Foxy bolted off the bunk he was sitting on to find cover. Jackal barely dodged a pillow by diving behind Goose, only for Ryder to tumble on top of him with the pillow. "Pillow fight!" yelled Skip as he ran up and whacked Raffle behind the head. The entire squad scattered throughout the barracks; before long, pillow stuffing flew through the air. Eventually, all the pillows were in less than optimal throwing condition, and someone (Thumbs swears it was Rane) pulled the mattress off a bunk and chucked it into the fray.

The following morning Kenhla, accompanied by her Padawan's Luna and Brisk, arrive at their squads' barracks only to find them utterly destroyed. The remains of pillows were scattered around the room in the form of wads of fuzz and scraps of cloth. Mattresses were pulled off the bunks and spread around the room, with the clones fast asleep. The trio stood still for a minute, wondering what must have happened for the space to be in this state. Finally, Luna was the one to break the silence. "Master, why the hell weren't we invited?".

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

GODDAMMIT IM ATTRACTED TO A MIDDLE AGED MAN AGAIN

TAY-0 GOT REGINA GEORGE’D

@nahoney22

Oh I beg to differ

You know what? Fuck you. I am a "men's rights activist."

I'm for trans men having gender-affirming marks on identification and paperwork and still being able to access OBGYN and pregnancy care, and contraceptives.

I'm for all men's restrooms including baby changing stations, because fathers exist and need to change their babies.

I'm for black men having a voice and being seen and heard, and not assumed to be predators for being both black and men.

I'm for fathers gaining custody of their children in the face of a court system which favors the mother, stating that a child should "never be without their mother," granting custody to even the abusive mothers while taking it away from their fathers.

I'm for boys receiving both 'boy' sex education and 'girl' sex education, so they know how periods and pregnancy actually work.

I'm for boys and men giving and receiving emotional checkups, hugs, and everything soft because boys and men both deserve softness. Boys and men deserve to express their emotions healthily. To know how to express emotions healthily.

Men deserve access to care, patience, love and kindness.

So uh, about that new Matilda movie...

Look, I know they never meet. But Mrs. Phelps × Miss Honey should be a thing, right?

Matilda can have two mums, as a treat.

Stede's flashbacks of love montage: bonding over clothes, going to parties, sword fighting together, drinking and laughing and having fun, every bit of it together together together together after a lifetime alone and dismissed for the things that he enjoys

Ed's flashback of love montage: that one time someone made him feel like he was actually deserving of good things despite the entire world and all his life experience telling him otherwise

They're all weird lil guys and I love that for them <3

this photo never fails to make me cry with laughter everytime I look at it

so graceful <3

bad batch season 2 starting off with a bang

Rule #4 never talk about the fight club

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

there is no “gay people music” we arent a monolith and we all have different taste. except for that rasputin song.

this art is gorgeous!! i can even hear them singing these!

varied ghost karaoke ft. songs i know they listen to bc they told me

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

BLESS HIM

Amen to that little dude

Not to dramatic, but I would die for Mantis

louder for the people in the back

they are out for blood

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.

ignore the shitiness. this came to me in a dream.

FUCK YEAH BAIL ORGANA

I LOVED THIS MOMENT SO MUCH. I love Bail Organa so much because he always believed that they should keep fighting to make the galaxy better, that they had a duty to do so.  It reminds me so much of his visit to Toydaria in TCW, when he said that they shouldn’t let Ryloth suffer just because they wanted to remain neutral in the war.  It reminds me of when he told Obi-Wan to be done with the past, move on from it, that he needed to get over it and help find Leia. Bail Organa is one of the most compassionate and wise people in the GFFA and he relentlessly believed that they had a duty to help others, even when they were tired of fighting, even when they were sad, even when they had personally lost so much. You grieve, you breathe, you get back up, you have an obligation to help people, to fight against the evil that is harming and destroying people, and he understands Ahsoka’s pain, but he still tells her that she has the same duty as she has always had. Bail Organa is too good for any of us, this is why he fought for the Republic and fought to make it better, this is why he fought against the evil the Separatists were doing, this is why he fought against the Empire from the very first day, because they all had a duty to stand up and fight for others. And he’s right and I love that Ahsoka had someone like Bail Organa to help her find her feet again when she was ready. BAIL ORGANA MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE CENTER OF THE STORY BUT HE HAD THE KIND OF ROCK SOLID GOODNESS THAT HELPED SAVE THE GALAXY, TIME AND AGAIN.

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits