I Love How The One Thing Tianlang-Jun And Bingge Can Bond Over Are Being Absent Fathers

I love how the one thing Tianlang-Jun and Bingge can bond over are being absent fathers

(Jk why tf would Tianlang-Jun be willingly within a 10 foot radius of any version of Binghe)

in the back of my mind

It means that YJH did the deed but forgot to pull out (didn't use protection) because it resulted in an unplanned child LMAO

Talk about hypocrisy when Joonghyuk was disgusted that Kim Dokja could even think about romance but he was the one who had a whole child during the apocalypse

Yoo Joonghyuk canonically having a weak pullout game will never not be funny because I know for a fact that child he had in the 2nd round was NOT planned-

Anyways we should all thank Kim Dokja for irritating a guy so much, that he distracts him from getting another child. Joonghyuk being a father terrifies me because a mini version of him is enough reason for me to become an Eunuch and a Vestal Virgin from Rome at the same time.

Backless outfits 🫶🫶🫶

I know damn well Airplane Bro has no idea what womens' anatomy is. If you told him what a clit was he would go insane because wtf do you mean good papapa should have one mentioned? I bet you 15 bucks he doesn't even know what a C-Section is nor does he know how a child separates from their mother.

PIDW definitely has passages that were put under r/menwritingwomen because SQH would use god-awful adjectives to describe how women were built. Shen Yuan would put a passage or two under this reddit thread about PIDW horrible writing when it comes to women.

I honestly agree with Shen Yuan when he was criticizing Shang Qinghua's writing. Airplane bro wasn't just digging up plot holes, oh no no no. Airplane bro is digging up his grave once Xian Shu Peak and Qi Qingqi hears about this nonsense.

I love this idea because imagine a reincarnated protagonist that doesn't carry around a sword so people think they're weak asf and an easy target. When in reality, they have learned numerous martial arts (taekwondo, muay thai, judo, karate, jiu-jitsu, krav maga, etc.) and fucking goes to town with cultivators because they have yet to know the power of "these fists are rated e for everyone" batshit cultivator that is the protagonist. And it also happens that muscle memory is ingrained into their body so it's very apparent they have experience and now everyone is panicking about this 'rogue and savage' cultivator that does not believe in honour.

To add to this amazing idea, what if said protagonist does not hesistate to fight dirty. I'm talking beating the shit out of people with random objects, pulling hair, biting, scratching, strangles people, using unconvential weapons/uses weapons in an unconventional way. Like imagine if their sword breaks and their opponent thinks that victory is theirs. But then our lovely mc uses the broken piece and somehow manages to sharpen each side and fucking stabs their opponent.

Or if the protagonist really hates using swords but they're not opposed to using other weapons such as bows and polearms. Like can you imagine a showdown between the mc and a powerful undefeated cultivator, and the cultivator is waiting for mc to show up and they get shot with an arrow and they're like

Cultivator: "COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE AN HONOURABLE CULTIVATOR SHOULD"

Main 'i do not give a shit about using swords or having honour' protagonist: fuck no, i'm killing you with my bow and arrow

And when mc gets closer, they pull out a polearm which gives them an advantage over a sword because of the longer reach

If mc runs out of arrows, they just beat the hell out them with the bow and smacks the life out of them. And finally, out of complete disrespect, bitchslaps them into the abyss; maybe uses their fists to spice up the fight.

And when all is done, people are speaking about this mad dog, insane, demonic cultivator who disregards honour and people think their some buff, rude, demon/demonic cultivator. Then it cuts to a nice, polite, and respectful looking person who just is realistic about fights and could not give less of a shit about fighting with honour because honour does not guarantee you your life. Also they hate when people yap during fights because that is the one thing you don't do because whoopsy daisy, I dislocated your jaw.

Anyways thank you @thealexanderfiles for the genius idea that we all needed to hear about

there is too much sword fighting in xianxia novels. i propose a main character who is completely average at swordplay but is skilled in hand to hand fighting. so they decide to use this as a trump card, and not really display their abilities.

bonus points if this scene is included:

opposition, pointing their sword at MC's throat : It's over. you have lost your sword, you are kneeling at my feet. i have won-

MC: wow your knees look really breakable down here

opposition: what

cutscene to MC pinning opposition in chokehold