Note For The New Season: Diego Would Look Hot As Fuck In An Eyepatch

note for the new season: diego would look hot as fuck in an eyepatch

my headcanons for the hargreeves siblings:

luther- straight, also never bothered trying anything else bc thE MOON

diego- bi boi, he just likes b a d a s s e s

allison- straight but girls are super pretty and she’d try it out if the right one showed up

klaus- ultimate pan, also open to a poly relationship bc he rlly likes comfort cuddles

five- he’s ace, bc after all those years alone he just can’t deal with people and hasn’t ever been interested

ben- gay but he died too early to ever have fun

vanya- biromanic but in all honesty, pretty people scare her and she’d rather not

ben: you’re an idiot.

klaus: thanks, why tho?

In my personal opinion, all the Hargreeves siblings could be slightly gay and I would not argue. They were oppressed their entire childhood, they’re gonna explore at one point.

so how it goes is: harry and Hermione are the sibling friends, while both of them are in love with Ron. Ron’s the happy polyamorous bisexual with his boyfriend and girlfriend. no jealousy between them bc they need each other for different reasons and are happy.

In all honesty I love all the weasleys for different reasons and 1. Can’t choose a favourite 2. Refuse to hate any of them for dumb things they do (Percy) 3. sO MANY SHiPpINg OPPORTUNITIES. Because I highly doubt anyone ships every weasley with who they are with in canon. Like I firmly believe Percy and Oliver are a couple because both are obsessed with different things and I feel sorry for anyone who knew them.