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Izuku, holding a box: Hey Kacchan. You want some evaporated milk?

Bakugo, looks inside: There’s nothing in this box, idiot.

Izuku: Heh.

Bakugo, realizes the joke: You’re dead to me.

You know what? You literally just made my day 50-fukin-times better

I sincerely applaud you.

Modern university AU where Billy is friends with William and Sherlock separately, they both do something to mildly annoy him, and he pretends to forgive them but decides to set them up on a blind date as petty revenge because he’s convinced they will loathe each other. 

So he tells William that Sherlock is really into Shakespeare and the classics too (he actually just has a Twitter account where he points out dick jokes and crass puns in the classics and posts penis doodles from medieval illuminated manuscripts.)

Then he tells Sherlock that William is also into chemistry and playing detective (he actually just grows crystals in his dorm room and listens to a lot of true crime podcasts).

Billy is all ready to munch popcorn and watch this disaster unfold, but is entirely foiled when they end up with U-haul Syndrome, go home together immediately and then just…stay together.

His speech at their wedding is like: “I still don’t know what happened here, but…yay me?”

This made me lose it as well, fellow comrade.

this is making me lose it

All right you lil shits

It's been a while since I noticed this but was too lazy to actually sign in and tell it but...

This is William James Moriarty's hand in the ending song of the anime where he's a child

Now if you look closer, you will be able to observe that only he is the one who's painting with his left hand and Louis and Albert are painting with their right.

Yes, yes, how did you never notice it before? Well...

These are screenshots from the ending song where they are depicted as children and if you look at William and Louis's clothes, they are wearing the rag clothes they wore as orphans or before they went murder-arson-happy on Albert's family. That also tells us that this is before William took upon the identity of Albert's real brother William.

But in the anime grown up William, or adult William, uses his right hand instead of left even though he obviously used to be left-handed as we discussed before.

And this is a screenshot from the opening song cuz I was too lazy to actually find a better scene but moving on...

Now my theory is that the real William™ was right-handed so when our William™ did some first-class-eighteenth-century-identity-theft, he had to learn to be right-handed in order to fit in.

In the end, I would like to conclude this by saying that WILLIAM USED TO BE LEFT-HANDED BUT BECAME RIGHT-HANDED BECAUSE HE STOLE THE-REAL-WILLIAM™ 'S IDENTITY HE HAD TO BECOME RIGHT-HANDED AND THAT HE'S PROBABLY F***ING AMBIDEXTROUS Y'ALL

Thank you.

I rest my case.

Everybody fuking loves William except for William himself.

Everyone is a William apologist except for William himself.

Tell me about it, it totally sucks

Is this a problem?