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fnaf but animal crossing

I'm gonna stick to the security breach animatronics unless asked otherwise (I am gonna ignore the fact personalities are gendered cuz i want proper matches)

Freddy is a normal villager. He's like the nice everyman who tries to like anyone and everyone. Obvi is a bear villager. Catchphrase is obvi Superstar and probs has a lot from the modern/cabin series

Monty is either a smug or a lazy villager. So I'm bassing this highly off his art depiction of more of a lazy (and self-important) nice dude. Obvi is an alligator. Catchphrase is obvi Rock n Roll and has a lot from the sloppy/modern series.

Roxy is a mix of the sisterly and cranky villager types. Don't really see her as snooty as she isn't as serious/luxury-loving as that would imply. Obvi Wolf villager and would have regal/sloppy series.

Chica is a peppy villager. Like that's obvious but it is how she practically is in canon. I would add lazy due to food-loving but the peppy's I have talked about sweets enough so I think it counts. Is a chicken villager but I would love it if they had a chic model so she could be one. Catchphrase is Pizza or Let's eat. Lovely and sloppy series.

Staff bots are custom gyroids

DA is a separate being Moon is a sheep (teehee) and Sun is either also a goat or an axolotl (the rays). Moon is lazy and slightly cranky while Sun is peppy and slightly jock. The jock is def cause Sun loves to play and be active and Jocks mention it a lot. Catchphrase for Sun is new friend or just Friend. Moon is nighty night. If you have Sun, Moon will move in very very very shortly almost as if they moved in together. Only one is awake at a time tho funnily enough... Sun and Moon only have the sloppy series but it somehow sems worse...

Just the main guys, I can do more if wanted

NOBODY PANIC

Watched the Overwatch 2 release date reveal and...

CASSIDY HAS A CHARM OF HANZOS SAKE BOTTLE ON HIS PIECE KEEPER

THIS IS A CODE RED ALERT

OVERWATCH FAN ARTISTS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT

REPEAT, OVERWATCH FAN ARTISTS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT

NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENT AUTHORIZED

ALL CIVILIAN ENTITIES WITHIN THE BLAST RADIUS ARE CONSIDERED EXPENDABLE

experienced.. something in overwatch today

was fighting with a junkrat and he ulted and in a panic i frantically fanned the hammer and it?? worked?? i shot down his riptire. i just stood there in shock, staring at the junkrat. who was staring back at me. and then after five seconds he threw a bomb at me and killed me and i just let it happen

also one of my teammates killed him later on in the match and i just happened to roll into his corpse. and you know junkrat’s passive?? yeah. i rolled into a pile of bombs. and ate dirt immediately. that was my bad

Literally, all the people showing off the Alpha, have only been able to show the PvP. It’s like… 😩

Where was the PvE we were promised

Plus when league starts up, we’re only gonna get PvP.

Blizzard if your biggest claim for a change is the addition of hundreds of different PvE encounters, then stick to ur word, otherwise like op said, it’s gonna be the exact same game

Overwatch 2 just looks like the exact same game. 

I know it's not popular anymore. But can you draw some OW characters in your style?

Sure

Ok so… was nobody gonna tell me that there was a World of Warcraft movie that flipping flopped?!? Like have y’all seen these graphics

It’s… ummm very interesting……

Ok so I just finished Arcane and I have thoughts.

Arcane had brought so many people into the lore and world of LoL. People who have never played now understand some well know characters and are excited for a season 2. Where it’s assumed they’ll be adding more places and characters from their roster of 140ish.

This is what overwatch needs so badly, I know we are getting the lore book and we have the short films. Blizzard was onto smth and Riot beat them to it. But like the ovw lore is there. If a show like Arcane could be introduced, Oml that wouldn’t by any means fix anything with the company logistically but like!! That would be very cool.

it’s what we want. It’s why ovw 2 has so much PvE. WE WANT A STORY BLIZZARD

Ok so I just finished Arcane and I have thoughts.

Arcane had brought so many people into the lore and world of LoL. People who have never played now understand some well know characters and are excited for a season 2. Where it’s assumed they’ll be adding more places and characters from their roster of 140ish.

This is what overwatch needs so badly, I know we are getting the lore book and we have the short films. Blizzard was onto smth and Riot beat them to it. But like the ovw lore is there. If a show like Arcane could be introduced, Oml that wouldn’t by any means fix anything with the company logistically but like!! That would be very cool.

it’s what we want. It’s why ovw 2 has so much PvE. WE WANT A STORY BLIZZARD

Aire by Akiko_Natsuko. When an undercover mission goes wrong, McCree finds himself unable to do anything but watch as Hanzo is dying in front of him, unable to do anything but make promises that he knows he will never be able to keep. Not without Hanzo.

:O

also from the twitter thread: "Management told employees they will not be paid for the walkout after Wednesday. Workers still plan to strike today. The strike fund is supposed to create financial security for those who choose to join."

more background from the gofundme page:

In June 2020, an article was published which highlighted the abuse, harassment and discrimination that occurred within Activision-Blizzard's offices. Since then, Activision-Blizzard leaders have continually abused, union-busted, and remained apathetic to the wishes of workers.

In the months since, we've seen CEO Bobby Kotick and the Board of Directors protect abusers and only hold perpetrators accountable after the events were brought to light by outside media. We've seen Activision hire law firm WilmerHale, known for union busting, to disrupt and impede the improvement efforts of Activision-Blizzard workers. We've seen Raven Software workers lured by the promise of promotion, only to be terminated shortly after relocation on top of the already underappreciated and severely underpaid working conditions of ABK workers across the company. These, and many other events have caused an alliance of Activision-Blizzard employees to initiate a work stoppage until demands are met and worker representation is finally given a place within the company.

** if you can, please donate to the strike fund for the activision-blizzard employees! if you can't donate, please help spread the word! **

[text id: a tweet from video games journalist Shannon Liao that reads: "Activision Blizzard employees are taking one more step towards unionization today, calling for workers across the company to sign union authorization cards in support of a union. They launched a GoFundMe page, with a goal of $1 million, to create funds for striking. Story to come"]

The Heart of Me by orphan_account. Hanzo Shimada is an accountant that lives in the suburbs with his fiance, mechanic Jesse McCree. They have four lovely dogs, a home his best friend Satya helped them decorate, and their own car and motorcycle. He's got everything he could ever ask for here; a loving family, an annoying but sweet little brother, and a handsome future husband. Hanzo is in love. Hanzo is happy. Hanzo is dying. But he doesn't know it yet.

Another fun/angsty fic, that's just kinda been the vibes. Very loud, and I loved it!

Just buckle your seatbelts ya’ll

Writer: Cryofthewendigo  Artist: GuoBia

Title: Retrograde Rating: M Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Blackwatch Era, Light Angst, assholes in love, Undercover Mission, Unreliable Narrator, Canon-Typical Violence, Unhappy Ending Warnings: Major Character Death Side characters: Gabriel Reyes, Genji Shimada Word count: 11,900 Summary: Retrospect would tell him not to fall in love with Hanzo Shimada. McCree knows now, that’s impossible. Story:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30493428

Discontinuity by SaltCore (@saltytothecore). They tell him his name is Cole Cassidy. They tell him he’s a vigilante and a mercenary and a brave man and a good man. He supposes he’ll have to take their word for it. He can’t remember for himself.

When I tell you, guys, please read the whole flipping thing, its so worth it!

The Most Precious of Treasures by Kalikuks (@angstgremlin). Wherein Jesse is a bounty hunter given a job to take care of a dragon only to find a father just trying to take care of his most precious treasure. Jesse gets more attached to both the dragon and his child that he thought he would...

Ya'll our boys just need hugs and stable homes, is it too much to ask for!?!?

Thirst Touching Across Time by Dracoduceus (@classywastelandbread-blog). Through time-travel shenanigans, Hanzo ends up in the days of Blackwatch. He is horrified (and strangely turned on) that his partner used to have mutton chops. Somehow he was still very much the McCree he knew and loved. And it seemed that his fascination—and attraction—was mutual. It wouldn’t be cheating on his McCree if he fucked his past self...right?

Smut, exactly what the title says, fun and sexy

A Slice of Life by amblingambrose. A late night visit and gift from Overwatch's resident cowboy leaves Hanzo confused but satisfied.

Cassidy is just pinning ya'll, Hanzo is oblivious, but we love it!

Cole Cassidy: The Himbofication of Jesse McCree by asrundream. Jesse James Cole Slaw McCarbonara changes his name, and asks his Hannypoodle for thoughts.This is absolute crackfic bullshit based on the McCree canon name change.

I'm begging you to read this, it's like 200 words, PLEASE. You will not regret.

Yo, if you gotta a discord I can send pdf version!

(I don’t have my discord out and about, but message me here and I can give it to you)

Know of any alt hosting locations for the Cassidy comic? I don't want to give Blizzard's webpage hits.

I read it on the Dark Horse website but I think that might count towards Blizz's website anyways? I don't think there's a huge incentive for people to create alternate hostings for a comic that's already being provided for free, tbh. But if anyone knows of any, feel free to respond to this post.

I literally recommend all of these! What can I say, I love crying while reading fan fiction.

whumptober 2021 MasterList

This is the first time I’ve ever been a completionist for this kind of event! Please read all tags and warnings before reading any of these and enjoy!

(Note: Most of the stories were writen and posted before the cowboy name change. I will eventually go back and change them all but don’t have the time to do so at the moment).

Keep reading

This is a bullshit mindset

The name change was specifically requested by employees who were uncomfortable with his name being the same as the person who took advantage of them. It’s okay to distrust companies and it’s good to say they should be held to a higher standard but holy shit if you’re going to talk about something maybe listen to what the victims are saying first?

Listen to the fucking victims before saying shit because you’re saying what the victims wanted/needed is just a PR move and it makes you look like a douchebag

Right Hand, Wrong Foot By robocryptid (@robo-cryptid). It all seems to happen in slow motion, as if the world has ceased to revolve. Hanzo has dreams sometimes where he is allowed to return, over and over, to the same scenario — to rewind and start again. He feels as if this happens a dozen times while McCree sizes him up. Of all the dangerous people here, he has not been so certain one could kill him since the night Genji revealed himself. Then McCree’s stance shifts, the tilt of his head suddenly more relaxed, and he thrusts his hand out between them. “Nice to meet you,” he says in a low rumble, some pretense at warmth, as if he did not spend the past several seconds considering whether or not he might kill a man. There is nothing to do but shake his hand. His grip is tight and lingering, a hint of the same steel Hanzo saw in his eyes, and then it is over. He brushes past, leaving Hanzo to marvel over the violent thumping in his chest. - Or: 5 times Hanzo and McCree held hands non-romantically, plus one time it was romantic.

5+1 are just... *chef's kiss*

Also I just wanna say I’m so proud of some of y’all, there are already 12 fics tagged with the name Cole Cassidy on AO3. Y’all taking initiative is makin me feel a bit better bout all of this. 

With the name change just thought I would let y’all know, that I’m still reading and suggesting fics with the old name. Imma wait and see what happens with the ship name, and tags.