Khadgar And Rommath Don't Even Get LAST Names. Medivh's Last Name Is Harder To Find Than Waldo In A Where's

Khadgar and Rommath don't even get LAST names. Medivh's last name is harder to find than Waldo in a where's Waldo book in which some asshole edited out all the Waldos.

Isn’t it strange that Anduin is the only character with a middle name? Yeah his full name is Anduin Llane Wrynn. Name another character that has a middle name I’ll wait.

Evelyn Bright, to David Blindman: *Points to plate* Isn’t that your third plate?

Jack Bright, choosing violence: *Points to Prometheus* Isn’t that your third husband?

Bright, randomly, unprovoked, in the middle of the night: My favorite phrase is 'Daddy didn't raise no b1tch', not in the sense that my father did not raise a B1TCH, as I am indeed a b1tch, but in the sense that my father did not raise me. He was severely abu$ive!

Clef, also unprovoked: Then by got my wife didn't marry no b1tch

Kondraki: I didn't have parents

Crow: If I had thumbs I would text this to Glass.

c!JSchlatt and Dr. Iceberg are the same man in different fonts.

A mildly su1c1dal alc0h0lic a$$hole. Ice is in Lobster, Schlatt is in Pacifico.

Cain, Iris, Dr. Bright, Dr. Clef, Dr. Kondraki, Dr. Crow and Dr. Roth commit grand theft automobile.

Random MTF On Their Day Off #1: So I just drop kicked the anomaly into submission.

Random MTF On Their Day Off #2: That's awesome. I broke the world record for longest time without blinking!

Suddenly, shouting can be heard from the bar across the street. A 6'1, androgynous Israeli man sprints out and literally jumps into a nearby convertible. He is quickly followed by a 5'2 redhead carrying a golden retriever in a lab coat, a short blonde gremlin of a man who happens to be built like a tank, and a tall muscular guy with a grey cat clinging to his shoulders, a small group of crystal butterflies forming around him, and a man in a yellow suit with a burn on his face.

MTF #1: Was that...

MTF #2: Cain, Bright, Kain number two, Clef, Kondraki, Roth, 408 and Cimmerian? Yes. Yes it was.

MTF #1: ...I don't get paid enough to care.

MTF #2: To care that all of our most regulated doctors just committed grand theft auto? Neither do I.

Isn't this more of a threat to Seven?

Eleven, if you come in here, I will kick you in the teeth.