Bright, Randomly, Unprovoked, In The Middle Of The Night: My Favorite Phrase Is 'Daddy Didn't Raise No

Bright, randomly, unprovoked, in the middle of the night: My favorite phrase is 'Daddy didn't raise no b1tch', not in the sense that my father did not raise a B1TCH, as I am indeed a b1tch, but in the sense that my father did not raise me. He was severely abu$ive!

Clef, also unprovoked: Then by got my wife didn't marry no b1tch

Kondraki: I didn't have parents

Crow: If I had thumbs I would text this to Glass.

c!JSchlatt and Dr. Iceberg are the same man in different fonts.

A mildly su1c1dal alc0h0lic a$$hole. Ice is in Lobster, Schlatt is in Pacifico.

The Motto of the Sons of Lothar is 'What Turalyon Doesn't Know Can't Hurt Him'

Khadgar is f*cking Illidan? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Alleria is in direct contact with the Void Lords, who go against everything Turalyon believes in? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Danath set the house on fire? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Kurdan tried to tame a Draenei? Turalyon doesn't need to know.

Khadgar is possessed? Turalyon does indeed need to know, but we won't tell him.

Alleria's family opened the realms of death? Turalyon absolutely needs to know, but he won't find out until the very last minute.

Danath has been dead for years? Turalyon really ought to know, but he won't.

Kurdan succeeded in taming a demon? We had Khadgar wipe Turalyon's memory of the event!

GIVE ME SHORT TWINK KHADGAR. You think this little gremlin is tall and buff? He's 5'4 and build like a f*cking stick. Bonus points if the content you make of him makes him trans because we do not have enough trans representation.

He is your trans, gay, adoptive father. No, you do not have a choice. Yes, I understand that he looks like you could simply pick him up and break him with your bare hands. He could still k1ll you in at least sixty ways without prep and at least 200 with prep.

Also, Aegwynn spawned Medivh, and I absolutely think he would be, like 5'2 without Sargeras.

Khadgar calls Aegwynn tall, does that make Khadgar short for men or Aegwynn tall for women 🤔

And he's a redhead in the game *Cries*

Why can't he have one h-

SHAPESHIFTER KHADGAR. YUP. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

He'll be like Nymphadora Tonks.

Now listen I know in the movie Khadgar was a brunette but that's a separate cannon but. Wouldn't it be really really funny if it turned out that he was also a redhead before he got hit with the dilf spell?

In The Last Guardian, he's described as black haired with a shock of white in the front. I believe he's blond in the comics.

Yes...

But make it Lothar’s gryphon.

ok, so

we know that Khadgar prefers to use the raven form to travel from the multiple times he uses it in various moments, and from the fact that he states so himself at the beginning of the Azsuna questline:

BUT for some reason, despite his previous statement, when flying to Karazhan in Harbringers, he used a gryphon, despite carrying Atiesh and being able to use its form instead, and which is also more problematic because he had to leave the gryphon somewhere before he went inside:

and we also know, that Khadgar has never learnt how to ride gryphons properly/physically, the skill was sorta “embedded” into his brain by Medivh’s spell, when they were getting ready to leave for Black Morass in the book and we know that using that knowledge has been also uncomfortable for Khadgar, which would explain why he doesn’t really like it and travels as a raven most of the time instead

and he still chose to ride the gryphon? also why does it even matter lol

he went to Karazhan to gather knowledge that’d help him defeat the second invasion of legion, and Medivh was basically an endless well of such knowledge

and what if Khadgar specifically chose to ride the gryphon, so it would invoke the spell’s aura? he deliberately used that skill, which was technically Medivh’s, as it was his spell and also probably his own knowledge/experience that he put into Khadgar’s brain, to basically try to attune himself to Medvh’s magic, so it’d be somewhat easier for him to detect any signs of him in Karazhan? to make himself more sensitive to any traces of Medivh

idk just :(