Cursed Soil, And Thus His Existence In This Realm Did Not Cease. For Days, Old Herbert And Sweet Alyssa

cursed soil, and thus his existence in this realm did not cease. For days, Old Herbert and sweet Alyssa mourned their dear son, but it was like he wasn't gone. More and more weird events would unfold. Things in Lester's bedroom would have been moved, as if someone had used it. The TV would turn on semingly out of nowhere right on the time for Lester's favorite the show and on the right channel. And then they started hearing him. His steps, coming closer to them. His voice, reaching out to them.

I’m gonna include this in my Dark!frisbee camp theory fic if that’s alright with you anon

Alright, so my poor followers won’t have to be subjected to this insanity, I’ll be posting my Dark!Frisbee Camp content @darkultimatefrisbeecamp and encourage that one anon to send any further messages to that blog.

Kid-quisitor

idk what if the Inquisitor was a kid ? It wouldn’t be called The Inquisition, it’d be the deadly babysitter squad.

( thank you @bittersweet-blue-hearts for the prompt )

Submitted for Dark Ultimate Frisbee Camp

Sent by anon, enjoy the following message: 

“If you allow me, let me help you by proposing the following ideas for the dark!frisbeecamp theory: Jonah has a supernatural passive ability, which he didn’t know he had until he met the Cult, that lures people to him. Like a magnetic energy field that makes people trust, befriend, and (depending on their sexual orientation) makes them fall for him. And even not romantically attracted, they still tend to follow him as if they were under a spell. 

Buffy is also affected, but due to her personality the effects are not so visible or erratic, and she never saw Jonah as more than a friend. 

Cyrus, also affected by Jonah’s power, has or is developing, a even bigger resistance than Andi. Why? Cyrus doesn’t even know, but he’s a witch with empathic powers, which is why he can read and understand people’s feelings so well. 

Returning from the camp with knowledge of his powers, Jonah became curious and started carefully testing his abilities.”

-Anonymous 

Submit your own theories, if you dare. 

But it happened. In a split second their Lester was not there, and in the next he was. Someway, somehow, from that glitch their son entered once again this realm of existence. He somehow managed to project his spirit from the place it was, trapped in the Veil. Not really here, not really there. But now, he was back. Herbert and Alyssa were in disbelief, but at the same time happier then in a long time. Of course, Lester wasn't truly back. As impressive as it is for a ghost to physicaly manifest,

Whoops should’ve published this first sorry

What They’ll Grow Up To Be: Andi Mack Edition

Andi: High School Art Teacher; her students always ask her where she gets her outfits; sometimes she calls Jonah if she’s concerned about a kid in her class and worried the school isn’t doing enough to help them. 

Cyrus: Novelist & Director; has an undergrad degree in psychology (and will try to diagnose you if you let him…he means well). Went to film school at USC; used to work as a writer on The Tonight Show before his directorial debut.

Buffy: Doctor, Sports Medicine; originally a math major, she went to college on an athletic scholarship and graduated pre-med, top of her class. Her practice is near Marty’s office, they carpool to work most days. She makes everyone, except Cyrus and Andi, call her “Dr. Driscoll.” Whenever Marty comes to the hospital for a consultation the nurses tell Buffy “your husband is here,” she rolls her eyes but she secretly likes it. She never misses the premiere of a single Goodman feature film.

Jonah: Social Worker; he knows what it feels like to be a kid trapped in their own emotions; really just wants to help. His old band had a one hit wonder awhile back, he still plays with them on the weekends. He tries to convince TJ to join them on keyboard every time they see each other. 

TJ: History Professor; will not join Jonah’s band; calls it a ‘boyband’ every time they see each other–but turns the volume way up every time the band’s song comes on the radio. Has a secret twitter filled with all the stupid stuff his students say; raps for the class all the time; texts them to Cyrus beforehand to make sure they’re good. Cyrus always sends back a keysmash and like ten crying-laughing emojis. TJ cries every time he watches any of Cyrus’s movies, even if they’re not sad. He’s just so proud of him.

Marty: Physical Therapist; carpools to work with Buffy; everyone at his work calls him “Mr. Driscoll,” he rolls his eyes, but he secretly likes it. He goes to the gym every morning and coaches his niece’s basketball team in his free time

Walker: Artist & Photographer; in the process of opening his own gallery in Brooklyn, after filming a successful special on contemporary art for PBS; travels a lot. He used to photograph weddings to make ends meet, sometimes he still does just because he loves love.

Amber: Lawyer; made viral make-up tutorial videos on YouTube to put herself through law school; loves a good power suit; wins every game night and isn’t subtle about gloating when she does. Her favorite time of the day is happy hour. Her nickname around the office is “eyebrows,” which she later learned is a compliment.

Iris: Family Therapist; stays out of all of her friend’s drama; only gives advice when she’s asked for it. She loves her job but her favorite thing in the whole world is going home to her family at the end of a long day. 

Gus: Computer Programmer; works for some giant tech conglomerate; could buy almost anything he wants but doesn’t. Instead, he just has a very large collection of bow ties.

Reed: Actor; flirts with anything that moves; all of his guns are prop guns now.

Lester: No one really knows. Someone heard he got arrested for showing a police officer a bag of illegal stuff and asking “is any of this illegal?” Another person said he owns a fruit stand somewhere off I-5. The last person I asked just said “that’s classified” and drove off in a black SUV with tinted windows.