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Theater Kid!Yuu: Okay, This Year's Cast For The First Year's Rendition Of Peter Pan Goes As Follows.

Theater kid!Yuu: Okay, this year's cast for the first year's rendition of Peter Pan goes as follows. Ace, Peter Pan.

Ace: YES!

Theater kid!Yuu: Deuce, Lost boy because you don't have to remember your lines and still get to fight.

Deuce: Thank the Seven.

Theater kid!Yuu: Jack, Captain Hook.

Jack: Sure.

Theater kid!Yuu: Ortho, Wendy.

Ortho: I'm a star!

Theater kid!Yuu: Epel, Tinker Bell.

Epel: What no! Why do I have to be Tinker Bell?! Make Ortho Tinker Bell!

Theater kid!Yuu: You're Tinker Bell because Vil bribed me with an upgrade to our costume and prop budget. He also already has your costume ready.

Epel: That's corruption!

Theater kid!Yuu: It's showbiz, every child star as an overbearing narcissistic parent making deals for them. Be grateful It's Vil and not a real monster. Sebek, you are the crocodile.

Sebek: I will not! I'll bearly be in the show.

Theater kid!Yuu: Unless you want to be Mr.Smee I'd shut up and put the costume on. I paid for it with Epel's pride.

Theater Kid!Yuu: Okay, This Year's Cast For The First Year's Rendition Of Peter Pan Goes As Follows.
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More Posts from Lapudamuda

2 years ago

my dog is flooding the floor with piss as i type this))

Character A is very rough during sex and, theyre trying their best to make B's first time very comfortable.

I hope u got ur dog to stop🤯😂

How To Comfort A Partner Before Intimacy

18+ ONLY Minors DNI

TW: mentions of sex, very ooh lala

Btw this is not real advice on how to comfort a virgin. Butttt it may be useful.

“Does this feel good? I can stop”

Lube. Lots of lube and gently smoothing it over their entrance.

Loosening their partner up with positive words and complimenting on how well they’re taking it

“We’re almost done… shhh… I’m almost all the way in.”

Character A who resists the urge to speed up in the fear that they’ll get carried away

Pleasuring Character B with their fingers first and describing how they’d do them so they would understand and won’t be suddenly surprised when they actually have sex.

Character A using a toy first to widen them so there isn’t any pain later. Rotating, spinning and pushing it in and out enough times to emulate what it would be like

If they try any pills to help stimulate Character B and relax their muscles a little bit more

If Character B is the type who likes to plan out or control things they can write down all the steps they want to do

Character A going half way in and this works for oral sex as well.

Practicing safe words🥺

Character A grips onto the pillows/sheets/bed tightly to stop themselves from going any harder than Character B’s preferred pace

“Breathe baby, breathe. I’m right here.”

Eye contact. Searching for even the tiniest amount of pain or resistance.

Making sure Character B isn’t lying or pretending they’re fine so Character A gives them options instead of just “yes” or “no” question in case they’re too scared to be vocal

“No! I’m fine… keep going I can handle this.”

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MASTERLIST


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2 years ago
DATING NISHIKAWA YASUSHI
DATING NISHIKAWA YASUSHI
DATING NISHIKAWA YASUSHI

DATING NISHIKAWA YASUSHI

☆ When he first met you, he was a bit surprised by how calm and warm hearted you were towards him, even after watching him knock people's teeth in.

☆ He's quite cocky and tends to be very blunt with what he wants.

☆ He gives off insanely chaotic vibes, while your so mellow and rational.

☆ I think being around him rubs off on you a bit and you get a little unhinged sometimes.

☆ He lets you braid the side of his hair when it starts to come loose.

☆ He will never admit to it but he leaves his hoodies or shirts at your house, just so you'll wear them.

☆ When he's tired, he becomes a lot more manageable and he usually will just want to cuddle with you and get some rest.

☆ You have banned him from drinking any form of coffee, for good reason.

☆ A 5'7 feral child with anger management issues and a love for a special lady.

☆ When others found out about your relationship, they thought you were being black mailed or forced but seeing you two together is a surprisingly enjoyable sight.

☆ Completely unrelated but he was a kid who was put on a child safety tether, in other words he was a child on a leash.

☆ He's honestly not the most romantic guy but he's trying. He buys you flowers when he can, takes you on dates often and spends lots of time with you.

☆ He definitely skips school entirely just to go see you.

☆ He has definitely gotten violent with a lot of people because they said something bad about you.

☆ He eats a lot of unhealthy food and he has an incredibly unbalanced diet, so you help him with that and he also finds out he really likes mangos.

☆ He becomes a little less reckless after getting into a relationship with you because of the fact that you care about him so much and he doesn't want to worry you.

☆ I feel like he has a fair amount of money saved up somewhere and he splurges a bit to buy you a matching chain necklace.

☆ He often listen to you, doing or not doing what you say.

☆ When you two walk together he always has his hands in his pockets so you hook your arm around his.

☆ He worries about you walking alone, especially at night because of what happened to Kiyoshi, so he's always there to walk you home or to where you need to be.

☆ He gets jealous easily, it's not because he's insecure about himself or the relationship, he just hates other men trying to persue you.

☆ He runs like a furnace when he sleeps, it's great for cold nights.

☆ I feel like he would introduce you Kiyoshi first once you both offically get together. Kiyoshi think your great and starts asking if you have any single friends.

☆ When it comes to meeting you're family, he's doesn't care what people think about him in general so he isn't too worried, but he does want to make sure he isn't making a bad impression. They think he's a bit weird and erratic but they trust you can handle yourself.

☆ Honestly at surface level he doesn't seem like he would be faithful but he is completely loyal and devoted to the one's he loves.

☆ He has a hard time saying "I love you" but he tried to show it through other means, physical affection, gifts etc.

☆ When you get sick, he's pretty useless to be honest. He doesn't know how to help at all, so you'll need to tell him how he can help. Probably spends most of his time cuddling you.

☆ He's pretty playful with nicknames, calling you things such as; firecracker, dumbass, babycakes and sometimes even fucker.

☆ He is shameless about PDA but keeps it minimal for your sake.

☆ His kisses are odd, I mean they're firm but gentle?


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2 years ago

dating todoroki yosuke

Dating Todoroki Yosuke
Dating Todoroki Yosuke

todoroki scares the shit out of you at first meeting

it’s red dawn and you’re in front of your house to open the door

and when you turn around, you see him, standing as a statue on the corner of the street and staring at you

he has his poker-face

you’re scared

but it’s not that dark and you’re not that clever (you think so), so you decide that the best way to understand what the hell is going on is to ask him directly

but he runs away and you’re not able to get him no matter how much you want to

luckily nothing strange happens that night

but you notice him some days later when you come home again

and when he starts coming to you with this aggressive face, you’re pretty ready to fight for your life

but he passes you and kicks two guys who appeare hell knows from where

so in the end: you’re completely lost and understand nothing, todoroki has a scrape on his cheek and guys are well beaten

it turns out (while he threatens them and they say they won’t come near you anymore) that their gang was said that you’re a woman who sells drugs and you’re interfered in some problems and so on, but the informant gave them the wrong person and you just look very similar

and as this problem with drugs was important for many schools, todoroki decided to talk with this woman himself

but you’re not her

and when he noticed that you were followed

well, that’s why he was following you – he was not scaring you, he was frightening off these bastards

it’s alright right now

when he briefly describes this situation to you, you don’t even have time to thank him properly

he just says “it’s done” and leaves

damn it you think

but you somehow manage to suggest he’s from oya high

and you tend to think you’re a polite person

so you come there to thank him

does anyone know who put the whole school on it? yeah it’s you

these boys are too stunned to speak cause you’re just standing in the middle of the yard and looking for someone to ask how to find this man

luckily for you fujio (you think he’s rather cute) freaks out and shows you the way

and well

all school freaks out too because todoroki spills out his juice when he sees you

you smile sincerely and thank him finally

you look at each other, he’s with his a little bit more shocked poker face and you’re with shining eyes

and well you’re a bit confused cause the whole damn school looks at your too and you hear someone whispers “has our todoroki found a girlfriend?”

and guess what

you escape

you notice him following you on your way back home for the whole week

you know he knows you know he’s looking after you

and you also know he doesn’t stalk, just makes sure you’re okay

that continues for a week more

until you stop, turn back and ask him if he’s hungry

to be honest, you grow to like being the cause of his hardly noticeable shocked face

but you feed him dinner anyway

he doesn’t talk, just eats and sometimes peeks at you

you just laughs silently

so you invite him home more and more often

the more it continues, the longer he stays

he starts talking

so one day he leaves around midnight cause you two got lost in the conversation

fujio faints when you two start dating

it’s like

you two seat there with reserved looks on your faces

you read, he reads

you don’t talk

but when someone from oya (expect for todoroki’s friends) makes a slightest way up to you, he glares at them so fiercely that it’s just killing

you literally don’t know if you’re pleased with his protectiveness or you should interfere each time or otherwise he’ll definitely kill someone

it’s not abusive protectiveness by the way

he just knows that gangs are dangerous

you saw his devil fight mode for the first time when some drunk man offends you

and well you truly have to put all your power to keep your man away from killing

it’s well-known he’s crazy in his devil mode

and well it seems that this mood has one more case for appearing

cause when kisses you

damn it, it’s boiling

he’s so passionate

like you feel he tries to hold back cause he doesn’t want to do anything against your will or scary your or anything else

but his desire just shows off whenever you touch him, kiss him or just stay near

it’s not something dirty, he's just overwhelmed with his feelings

when he reads and you take a book from his hands, take off his glasses, slick back his hair and kiss him firstly on eyelids and then on lips

he losses it

he’s far from this cute and always cuddling and so boyfriend, but you want him as he is

it’s you who say “i’m in love with you” the first

he’s too stunned to say anything again

but he catches up after


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2 years ago

LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !

─── gojo, toji, sukuna, nanami, geto.

LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !
LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !

★ | MASTERLIST ! JJK LIST ⟢ NAVIGATION.

pairing — characters x reader

warnings — cum eating. blowjobs. handjobs. kissing. they’re mean but so very soft at the same time. nicknames used: slut, pretty, beautiful, baby, babe.

kaus’s note 𓈒⟡ ݁. I’M BACK AND BETER WHORES! how are you? good? good. now enjoy this repost. and tumblr… play with me and i will be sending you an email. | gif credits — @aq2003 !

LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !

☆ TOJI…

doesn't care too much about where he cums. you want it in your mouth? he's got you. you want a facial? close your eyes and be good. but today was different, he really needed to cum, he didn't care if it got in your eyes, he just needed it. you were taking him so deep in your mouth he was getting dizzy. “god damn, baby. such a slut for me, ya?” he'd say watching as your eyes watered from taking him so deep. you nodded, stroking him. the way you looked at him had his blood rushing and his cock twitching. he was awfully close. “i’m gonna cum." he groans and you pump him faster in your hands. he splash's all over himself before you could even get the chance to wrap your lips around him. before it all was on his stomach, you closed your lips around his tip. small drops flooded your mouth before you licked him clean. without warning, you moved your body closer and licked his toned stomach. "oh my god." he groans, watching you with lust filled eyes. "i needa fuck you."

☆ NANAMI…

is so worked up and frustrated he barely knows what's happening. knows enough for it to be consensual but not enough to care where he's gonna cum in a couple minutes. work had been killing your sweet boyfriends attitude lately. he was always so grumpy and you really just wanted to help. you could tell how much you were helping by how dazed he was. you watched as his mouth flies open and light moan escape. you stroked him faster and watch as more pass his lips. without much thought, you rub his balls, letting the cum splash on his stomach and on his neck. you watch as his chest falls and raises. once meeting your graze he goes to sit up and kiss you but you push his shoulder. "no. let me clean you up," you offer before your tongue make contact with his stomach. licking all the way up until you were licking it up from his neck and collarbone. you pulled away and kissed him lightly. "thank you," he mumbled into the kiss.

☆ GOJO…

is one of the biggest sluts for you. he barely lets you blow him because of how fast he cums. he really just can't help it. you're so pretty on your knees for him, your fingers wrapped your cock, pumping him slowly, lips pecking small kisses on the flush tip. “baby, you're s-so... ah!” he mumbled before he'd cum all over himself. “babe, i wanted it in my mouth!” you pout making him chuckle. “‘m sorry," he pouts, sarcastically. “stop being so beautiful, and maybe you'll get it,” he says and you only grin as an idea pop up in your head. he goes to get up so he can clean himself off, but you mumble out a "wait." confused, he sits back down and you move up his body, slowly lick the cum off his stomach. gojo groans at the site, placing his hand on your back as you continue. he's basically hard again after you're done.

☆ SUKUNA…

hates the fact he can't fuck your face. he's such a control freak that he only want to feel the tip of his cock in the back of your throat. you told him you wanted him to give you more so you were gonna take it slow. he only agreed because you said it would feel better than what he normally does and because it's you. when you wrap your mouth around his cock you feel how he bucks his hips up into your mouth. you pull away, stocking him a little faster in the process. "just wait, sukuna." you tell him but it only makes him groan. “‘m so close. i just need your mouth is all." his grip tightens around the back of your neck. you roll your eyes at how impatient he is before wrapping your lips around his tip. you suck and swirl your tongue around him. you feel his cock twitch in your mouth making you quickly pull away. "wait," you demand but he ignores you and cums all over himself. "su'! i told you to wait!" you groan with pout. he laughs at you, chest raising and falling, before mumble out a, "let me kiss you better." you shake your head at his teasing manner. since he was teasing you, you decided to do the same by licking his leaking tip then licking the cum from his stomach. the teasing makes a groan grow from his lip, "fuck me."

☆ GETO…

needs you. doesn't care about thing or anyone else. just wants your mouth wrapped around his cock. is relaxed and adores watching you take him whole. doesn't need an excuse or explanation to why he wants you to suck him off he's just—him: arrogant but needy; eager but somewhat patient. he holds you but your chin as you take him to the back of your throat, gagging just a bit. he's needy and close, and you know it by the way he groans, petting your cheek to let you know don't force it. even though he loves seeing your eyes water, doesn't want your throat to hurt too much. "so deep, baby. don't hurt yourself,” he says even though his hips buck into your mouth. he throws his head back, small gasps leave his throat. you pull away, your reflexes getting too much and without warning- as you're stroking him, he cums. his grip loosens on your chin and falls into his hair, pulling at the ruts as he catches his breath. "shit!" he cursed now looking down at you. wanting to taste him, you rub your finger down his toned stomach and bring it to your mouth, licking it off. his hand falls to your face again, admiring the way you sucked on your finger. "you are something, aren't-" before he could finish, your licking his stomach. “fuck."

LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !

𓏲 ★  2023 tokyosk !!


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2 years ago

try not to breathe 1, 2, 3,

twst boys in a staring contest.

Try Not To Breathe 1, 2, 3,

confident, could look at you straight in the eyes for hours if he wanted. adores seeing you flustered, or when you back away when he inches his face a tad bit closer. 

TREY, LEONA, JADE, FLOYD, VIL, MALLEUS, LILIA.

shy, un-admittedly so, gives a half-assed reply when you ask him if he’s alright, like no he’s not, can’t you tell??? (they won’t say it right in your face).

RIDDLE, PISS BABY ACE, JACK, AZUL, JAMIL, EPEL, IDIA, SEBEK.

confused at first. asks why you’re staring at him so intensely (menacingly), but gets the hang of it when you tell him what it’s about. truthfully has no problem at all with staring, if it means he gets to take in the sight of your transcendently gorgeous face.

CATER, RUGGIE, KALIM, ROOK, SILVER.

cannot stare at you for more than a second. has to get himself together before he runs away into a secluded area and melt into a puddle.

DEUCE.

Try Not To Breathe 1, 2, 3,

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