My Dog Is Flooding The Floor With Piss As I Type This))

my dog is flooding the floor with piss as i type this))

Character A is very rough during sex and, theyre trying their best to make B's first time very comfortable.

I hope u got ur dog to stop🤯😂

How To Comfort A Partner Before Intimacy

18+ ONLY Minors DNI

TW: mentions of sex, very ooh lala

Btw this is not real advice on how to comfort a virgin. Butttt it may be useful.

“Does this feel good? I can stop”

Lube. Lots of lube and gently smoothing it over their entrance.

Loosening their partner up with positive words and complimenting on how well they’re taking it

“We’re almost done… shhh… I’m almost all the way in.”

Character A who resists the urge to speed up in the fear that they’ll get carried away

Pleasuring Character B with their fingers first and describing how they’d do them so they would understand and won’t be suddenly surprised when they actually have sex.

Character A using a toy first to widen them so there isn’t any pain later. Rotating, spinning and pushing it in and out enough times to emulate what it would be like

If they try any pills to help stimulate Character B and relax their muscles a little bit more

If Character B is the type who likes to plan out or control things they can write down all the steps they want to do

Character A going half way in and this works for oral sex as well.

Practicing safe words🥺

Character A grips onto the pillows/sheets/bed tightly to stop themselves from going any harder than Character B’s preferred pace

“Breathe baby, breathe. I’m right here.”

Eye contact. Searching for even the tiniest amount of pain or resistance.

Making sure Character B isn’t lying or pretending they’re fine so Character A gives them options instead of just “yes” or “no” question in case they’re too scared to be vocal

“No! I’m fine… keep going I can handle this.”

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Can you do some Twst men and how would they be when they're pining for their crush?

Pining is good, makes things more... hardcore when feelings explode to light.

Pairing: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Idia, Malleus x Fem!Reader

Tags: angst, pining, hurt/comfort, jealousy, kissing, desperate kisses, confession, fear of rejection, insecurity

A/N: This is just straight up angst, be ready.

Riddle has been pining after you since the moment you became part of his House. He sees how hard you work, he wants to reward you, he's scared of you thinking him to strict and not lovable outside of his role as Leader. The conflict of these emotions makes him keep his distance, only giving you short, fast nods when you do things right and scowls at you when you do things wrong, immediately cursing himself for making you feel sad. That being said he is a little bit less strict with you then everyone else, which is your first clue that he might be more then a heartless tyrant.

Leona wants to have you all to himself, a selfish desire when he hasn't even confessed to you yet. All he's done is shamesly flirt with you and confuse you about if he does have feelings or not. When you kiss he is passionate and wild, but when you separate he doesn't want to talk about it anymore, like it never happened. He's playing with your heart as much as he is with his own, pulling away before any stronger feelings can form but never far enough to let anyone else have a chance with you. You can always feel his eyes on you, watching over you, a lion watching his prey, or his lioness, to him you are both.

Azul keeps finding reasons for you to spend time with him, just a little excuse to see you more and distract himself from the drowning feeling inside his chest. He knows what it is and he knows that it goes away when you're with him, so that's what he tries to achieve without actually saying the words out loud. He's seen what romance and love do, how they can ruin people. He's already ruined, he's made so many contracts, he can't get any worse, and he can't let you sink down with him, no matter how much he'd love to see that. He's happy keeping things as they are, with the longing gazes on both ends. Even if you try to tell him how you feel he will suggest a no strings option, it's better that way, for both of you.

Kalim has been friends with you since you were kids, and has had a crush on you for almost as long. He knows that as someone of royal blood there are expectations placed on who he should marry one day, the thing is that he already has his heart set on someone: you. As scared as he is of you rejecting him he would hate himself, and his life, if he didn't at least try to make you see the amount of love he has for you. He was afraid, avoiding you until he came up with the perfect words, making you think you did something wrong. It wasn't until he took you on a magic carpet ride under the stars that he poured his heart out to you, asking you to rule beside him one day.

Vil will gladly let you know how he feels... when he determines that you're good enough for him. He keeps trying to find flaws in you so he can tell himself that he's above you. It never works, for every flaw he finds ten more things to love. It only makes him more anxious to be perfect in front of you, doing everything he can to impress you to get you to be the one to make the first move and confess to him instead of the other way around. If that's the case he can save face and pretend that this whole pining thing never happened, that he didn't want to kiss you for the past year, like it wasn't all he was dreaming about.

Idia always flares up when he's around you, his flames running hot, running like a wildfire until he gets ahold of himself. Difficult to achievable with some breathing exercises. These become so frequent that you begin to worry that he's sick. You visiting him at his dorm and offering to cook for him and his brother doesn't make his feelings simmer down, they boil over. As you get ready to leave he stops you by holding you by the wrist, his face pink as he tells you how his flames burn brighter for you.

Malleus can't help but make himself scarce whenever you're around. He's missing enough classes as is, he does not need this. When he sees you talking to other students, laughing and smiling at them he wishes so badly that its him, but it can't be, he shouldn't be around you, it would only bring the same scrutiny it does him. Jealous as he might be of your friendships and closeness to everyone he feels its better to keep loving you from the shadows, he's happy as long as you're happy, even if he himself isn't the cause of that happiness.

Tits/Ass/Thighs NRC Student HCs ✨

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

Thigh man

Wants his head to be crushed between those thick juicy thighs like a nutcracker

Sucks on them and leaves little marks

Trey Clover

Trey is hot in an older brother way so I’ll have to say he’s a tits guy

Loves to lay on boobs

Doesn’t matter what size they are, he loves them

Cater Diamond

Boobs for sure

When you lean forward on something and they dangle down a little ? He will melt

Will shove his face between your boobs and just stay there, he’s happy

Ace Trappola

Thighs, thighs, thighs

He will be putty in your hands if you get on top cowgirl style and just let him grip your thighs

He’s weak for that moment when you sit down and your thighs spread on the chair

Deuce Spade

Deuce loves ass

Will probably ask for anal a lot

Loves doggie style and will smack your ass hard while you’re doing it

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Theater kid!Yuu: Okay, this year's cast for the first year's rendition of Peter Pan goes as follows. Ace, Peter Pan.

Ace: YES!

Theater kid!Yuu: Deuce, Lost boy because you don't have to remember your lines and still get to fight.

Deuce: Thank the Seven.

Theater kid!Yuu: Jack, Captain Hook.

Jack: Sure.

Theater kid!Yuu: Ortho, Wendy.

Ortho: I'm a star!

Theater kid!Yuu: Epel, Tinker Bell.

Epel: What no! Why do I have to be Tinker Bell?! Make Ortho Tinker Bell!

Theater kid!Yuu: You're Tinker Bell because Vil bribed me with an upgrade to our costume and prop budget. He also already has your costume ready.

Epel: That's corruption!

Theater kid!Yuu: It's showbiz, every child star as an overbearing narcissistic parent making deals for them. Be grateful It's Vil and not a real monster. Sebek, you are the crocodile.

Sebek: I will not! I'll bearly be in the show.

Theater kid!Yuu: Unless you want to be Mr.Smee I'd shut up and put the costume on. I paid for it with Epel's pride.

I'VE SEEN TOO MANY FICS OF LEONA PURRING

LIONS CAN'T PURR

I SKIP EVERY FIC I SEE THAT MENTIONS LEONA PURRING BECAUSE MY NERDY ASS PHYSICALLY CANNOT HANDLE HOW INACCURATE IT IS 😭😭😭

A relaxed pride of lions will display their contentment with a variety of small, happy noises that indicate that all is well in lion-land and that the pride members are getting along. You'll hear little moans and huffing and snorts and a growling-hum that many safari-goers might mistake for purring.

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