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Dbd When You Say A Terrible Pick Up Line Pt2
Dbd when you say a terrible pick up line pt2

The Trickster
He sighed and turned around and stared at you
You've been following him around all trial and he never did anything like it because he thought it was cute
Now he was a little annoyed and confused
"Why are you following me?" He asked
You gave him a wicked grin "'Cause I was told to follow my dreams" You blush
He pauses and chuckles "Is that supposed to be a pick up line?" He asks rhetorically
He grabs your chin and tilts it up and presses a kiss to your lips "Your lucky your cute"
The Twins
You were on a hook and she was just standing in front of you
You looped her for 4gens so she was pissed
You didn't have anything else to do so you decided to say jokes
She was not amused at all so you decided to say a pick up line "Do you ever get tired of running through my mind all night?"
She looks taken aback and blushes a bit
She looks away and turns aways, she mutters under her breathe and rolls her eyes
Jake Park
He was teaching you how to efficiently and more quickly sabotage hooks
"Your hands look heavy can I hold them for you?" You say out of no where
He coughs violently and blushes
He whips his head towards you "W-what?!" He says with a embarrassed look
You grin and move your hand to his face cupping it and squishing his cheeks together
His lips pucker and he gives you a look with his big round eyes so you kiss him and then remove your hand and smile gently at him
Nea Karlsson
You guys were graffiting together and you are sitting down taking a break
You admired her and how cool she looked, you sat up to quickly
So everything was spinny and blurry "woah" you clutched your head and closed you eyes and sighed
"woah hey you okay" you smiled and looked at her
"I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you seriously just rocked my world" you say smirking
She looks at you and shakes her head and ruffles your hair "that was terrible hun get better pick up lines" and gets back to work
Two works in one day ๐คจ
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Rire x reader
Disclaimer: Rire is not mine he belongs to @darqx
Your a bunny hybrid (based off my OC) for reference a bunny Im using is a Holland Flop.
There is some suggestive stuff but nothing crazy. Gender is not specified.


I sit on the couch chewing on some asparagus while watching my favorite movies. I had my loose pair of pajama pants on. I didn't have a shirt on (just a bra on) because I couldn't be bothered to put one on. Besides only Rire lives here, speaking of Rire where is he? I don't have time to wonder when he suddenly appears behind me. "Thinking of me little bunny?" He says lowly in my ear causing me to shudder. I blush and nod I could practically feel his grin. He brings his hand to pet my ears causing me to jump a bit and let out little sounds. "So sensitive" he mocks me, I close my eyes a whimper threatens to leave my throat. "R-Rire..." I mumble, a tentacle slowly explored my body, groping me everywhere. The tentacle decides to just grope my (clothed/bare) chest causing me to let out a moan. I slowly open my teary doe eyes to see Rire in front of me. He towers over me and is grinning, showing off his sharp teeth. A tentacle grabs my arms and pulls them over my head so I can't move them. Another slowly traces over my body to grip my chin. He moves closer to where he is between my thighs. He kneels down and moves his face closer to my heat. He slowly brings his hand to the waistband of my pants and drags them down. One hand plays with my soft cotton ball tail and the other pulls down my underwear. I put my legs over his shoulders and he leans his face closer like he's about to go down on me.
I suddenly jerk awake and groan in disappointment. I rub my thighs together and see that im turned on. "Fuck..." I grumble, I grab the TV remote and turn off the TV. Rire probably had something to do with that damn bastard.
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Howdy there, could I politely have Jake, Quentin, Steve, and Leon react to a s/o that likes to fuck with the killer? Like, โYO FRANK YOUR PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK.โ
Honest to god, me when I finally shift into my DBD DR. Like, my whole goal with be to cause so much chaos in the Entity's realm. No one will be safe from my harassment, no killer or survivor.
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Tags: Cursing, the reader being a little shit, general fluff and goofiness
Starting off Steve is going to be your best friend in the Fog, the second he sees someone fully on board with being a dumb little shit Steve jumps to join in .
It started like this, you were in a trial with the nurse and doing a pretty good job of looping.
however, you got cornered in a dead zone, you started to panic and the nurse blade arched for you.
Without thinking you yell at her while spinning around trying to avoid the hit, "Move, I'm gay!". Why that was the first thing to come to your mind, you have no idea but it seemed to work.
The blade whizzed past your shoulder and you ran away giggling like an idiot, you turn to look over and saw that the nurse was standing there trying to registered what you just yelled at her.
Unbeknownst to the both of you David and Steve were on gen nearby and saw/heard everything, the both of them had to bite their lips not to bust out laughing and notifying the nurse.
They now quote that whenever you are in earshot, you can't help but laugh at the same time, a matter of fact it only encouraged you to fuck around more.
In another trial with Deathslinger you saw him walking towards you and your gen and just stood up staring at him, he raised his gun but when you didn't move but matter of fact stood wide stance he stopped in confusion.
He put his gun down and stared at you for a moment, that's when you raise your finger like a gun and say "bang"
There was a painfully long pause before Deathslinger quick scoped a shot into your chest, it was worth a shot hehehhehe
He did find it amusing and will occasionally chuckle when he remembers it.
The worst/best moment within a trial with Legion, specifically Frank. Dwight was downed and being carried to a hook, you ran forward and Dwight's face lit up thinking you were going to help him.
That's when you stopped and yelled at Frank "Yo, Frank your pullout game is WEAK!!!", everyone stopped, even Frank and Dwight. He didn't turn to you but instead shrugged Dwight off of his shoulder and slowly turned to you, your own heart sinking to the pit of your stomach.
You got tunnelled and camped out of the game, It worth it though.
Another time you were getting face camped by the Pig for other unrelated shit, you were zoning out waiting for the Entity to stab you when you noticed how close she was to you, just staring up at you.
That's when the bright idea of bopping her snoot came to your head, so naturally, that's what you did.
She paused to think about what happened and gently laughed before hitting you on the hook, the other survivors picked up on that though and now everyone tried to boop her snoot
Your personal favourite is with Ghostface, for the most part, you hate him but the two of you had playful banter dynamic.
In the Grim Pantry, you were hiding in the tall reeds as Ghosty walked past, you stuck your leg out and he fell face first.
You watched as time passed in slow motion, Danny fell face first and didn't even get his hands up, slid down in the mud for a solid 30 cm and his legs plopped down behind him.
When Ghost got up to look at you, you wore the smuggest and little shit smile you could have worn.
Now, whenever you get the chance you'll take a handful of dirty and show Danny, "Look, I got you a snack mud man".
He does not appreciate the nickname.
how about how some of the dbd cast would react to stuff you baked? (i like most of the characters, i think that ghostface or meg would be interesting for a couple examples)
(this is for the one writing request thingy ? :D
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DBD CHARACTERS REACTION TO YOU BAKING SOMETHING FOR THEM

Ghostface
He was in awe and thought it was cute
Someone actually baked something for him
"Aww thanks sweetheart" he says and kisses you softly on your lips
He would only comment once on it if it tasted bad but otherwise would shower you in complements
He would also be teasing you constantly in a loving way of course
Meg
Blushes and gives you a hug
"Awww thanks hun" squeezes you tighter till you tell her to quit it
She would love whatever you made for her and would share with her grandma (mom?can't remember lore T-T)
She especially loves brownies...*wink wink*
Albert Wesker
"Oh you made something for me? How cute..." He gives a charming smile
He caresses your chin softly and places his thumb on your lips
He takes the chocolate chip cookie you made him and pops it into his mouth and chews slowly to savor the flavor
He gives a small hum and nods "These are wonderful dearheart but I would recommend to let them cook more so they are a bit crunchy"
He takes another cookie and puts it in his mouth and chews a little and then connects his mouth with yours and kisses you to where you both have some cookie
When you guys pull away for air and swallow he licks his lips and smirks
The Trickster
"I'm not surprised you baked something for someone as talented as me"
He's so fucking cocky like that was not a good move, he's so fucking full of it
He's used to being given this kinda stuff
It means a little bit more to him since it's from you...
Don't expect much that just a quick kiss and no knives in your back :)
Steve
"Thanks but why?"
He's flattered and appreciates it but is confused
He will pick you up and hug you and flash you a big smile showing off his pearly white teeth
Will brag to the other survivors (especially Nancy and Jonathan)
"My girlfriend baked me something did yours?" He says in a snarky tone and a shit eating grin
Yui
She swings an arm around your neck and kisses your cheek
"Thank you love" she says as she pulls some hair out of you face
She smiles at you lovingly and takes the cupcake you made her
She takes a bite, icing gets in the tip of her nose
She tries to lick it off but fails so you grab her face gently and lick it off yourself
You pull away and giggle while she's tries to say something
She blushes and looks away and smiles bashfully
Kate
"Aw thank you darlin'"
She pinches your cheek and pulls a bit
She takes a macaroon and eats it slowly, savoring the flavor
She lets out a satisfied moan
"Soo~ good darlin' you need to make more"
She envelopes you into a bear hug with your face smashed between her boobs
Billy
(platonic! I headcannon him as Ace and Aro so everything for him is strictly platonic!!)
*Happy noises*
Someone made something for him?!
How wonderful! He's so happy!!
He had a hard time talking so he will show you how much he appreciates it
Whatever you make he will love
He will give you things too!!
He can't bake or cook but it's okay! He's trying:')