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Dbd When You Say A Terrible Pick Up Line Pt2
Dbd when you say a terrible pick up line pt2

The Trickster
He sighed and turned around and stared at you
You've been following him around all trial and he never did anything like it because he thought it was cute
Now he was a little annoyed and confused
"Why are you following me?" He asked
You gave him a wicked grin "'Cause I was told to follow my dreams" You blush
He pauses and chuckles "Is that supposed to be a pick up line?" He asks rhetorically
He grabs your chin and tilts it up and presses a kiss to your lips "Your lucky your cute"
The Twins
You were on a hook and she was just standing in front of you
You looped her for 4gens so she was pissed
You didn't have anything else to do so you decided to say jokes
She was not amused at all so you decided to say a pick up line "Do you ever get tired of running through my mind all night?"
She looks taken aback and blushes a bit
She looks away and turns aways, she mutters under her breathe and rolls her eyes
Jake Park
He was teaching you how to efficiently and more quickly sabotage hooks
"Your hands look heavy can I hold them for you?" You say out of no where
He coughs violently and blushes
He whips his head towards you "W-what?!" He says with a embarrassed look
You grin and move your hand to his face cupping it and squishing his cheeks together
His lips pucker and he gives you a look with his big round eyes so you kiss him and then remove your hand and smile gently at him
Nea Karlsson
You guys were graffiting together and you are sitting down taking a break
You admired her and how cool she looked, you sat up to quickly
So everything was spinny and blurry "woah" you clutched your head and closed you eyes and sighed
"woah hey you okay" you smiled and looked at her
"I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you seriously just rocked my world" you say smirking
She looks at you and shakes her head and ruffles your hair "that was terrible hun get better pick up lines" and gets back to work
Two works in one day ๐คจ
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Howdy there, could I politely have Jake, Quentin, Steve, and Leon react to a s/o that likes to fuck with the killer? Like, โYO FRANK YOUR PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK.โ
Honest to god, me when I finally shift into my DBD DR. Like, my whole goal with be to cause so much chaos in the Entity's realm. No one will be safe from my harassment, no killer or survivor.
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Tags: Cursing, the reader being a little shit, general fluff and goofiness
Starting off Steve is going to be your best friend in the Fog, the second he sees someone fully on board with being a dumb little shit Steve jumps to join in .
It started like this, you were in a trial with the nurse and doing a pretty good job of looping.
however, you got cornered in a dead zone, you started to panic and the nurse blade arched for you.
Without thinking you yell at her while spinning around trying to avoid the hit, "Move, I'm gay!". Why that was the first thing to come to your mind, you have no idea but it seemed to work.
The blade whizzed past your shoulder and you ran away giggling like an idiot, you turn to look over and saw that the nurse was standing there trying to registered what you just yelled at her.
Unbeknownst to the both of you David and Steve were on gen nearby and saw/heard everything, the both of them had to bite their lips not to bust out laughing and notifying the nurse.
They now quote that whenever you are in earshot, you can't help but laugh at the same time, a matter of fact it only encouraged you to fuck around more.
In another trial with Deathslinger you saw him walking towards you and your gen and just stood up staring at him, he raised his gun but when you didn't move but matter of fact stood wide stance he stopped in confusion.
He put his gun down and stared at you for a moment, that's when you raise your finger like a gun and say "bang"
There was a painfully long pause before Deathslinger quick scoped a shot into your chest, it was worth a shot hehehhehe
He did find it amusing and will occasionally chuckle when he remembers it.
The worst/best moment within a trial with Legion, specifically Frank. Dwight was downed and being carried to a hook, you ran forward and Dwight's face lit up thinking you were going to help him.
That's when you stopped and yelled at Frank "Yo, Frank your pullout game is WEAK!!!", everyone stopped, even Frank and Dwight. He didn't turn to you but instead shrugged Dwight off of his shoulder and slowly turned to you, your own heart sinking to the pit of your stomach.
You got tunnelled and camped out of the game, It worth it though.
Another time you were getting face camped by the Pig for other unrelated shit, you were zoning out waiting for the Entity to stab you when you noticed how close she was to you, just staring up at you.
That's when the bright idea of bopping her snoot came to your head, so naturally, that's what you did.
She paused to think about what happened and gently laughed before hitting you on the hook, the other survivors picked up on that though and now everyone tried to boop her snoot
Your personal favourite is with Ghostface, for the most part, you hate him but the two of you had playful banter dynamic.
In the Grim Pantry, you were hiding in the tall reeds as Ghosty walked past, you stuck your leg out and he fell face first.
You watched as time passed in slow motion, Danny fell face first and didn't even get his hands up, slid down in the mud for a solid 30 cm and his legs plopped down behind him.
When Ghost got up to look at you, you wore the smuggest and little shit smile you could have worn.
Now, whenever you get the chance you'll take a handful of dirty and show Danny, "Look, I got you a snack mud man".
He does not appreciate the nickname.

sorry these guys are laser engraved into my brain. tbh ghoul belongs to @dedmau (๐๐)
I'm dreaming right?! Someone pinch me!!! The @butterbabyflapjack just fucking followed me!!! OMG Omg omg fucking screaming of excitement rn!!!


Slashers with a S/o who is a metalhead/gothic who enjoys horror and true crime
Ngl I kinda inserted myself into this a bit. I just relate lmao :v
@raven-the-cryptid I saw the one post and I had motivation to write lmao ๐ I gift you this mess ๐ป (Lowkey kinda proud of myself for writing this in a few split up hours, kinda pulled these out if my ass :p)

Bo Sinclair
A fucking prick I'll tell you that, he'll tease you soon much. He'll make fun of you and say he's joking. He doesn't really mean anything by it but he just can't help it. He thinks your love for true crime is weird but hey like he has room to talk. He enjoys seeing your face light up talking about it. He will never admit it but likes the way you dress.
Vincent Sinclair
He enjoys your aesthetic. If he could he'd dress in a similar way. He enjoys the metal music and will let you listen to it if you guys are chilling in the basement together. He just loves to draw and has a full sketchbook dedicated to you. He never gets bored of drawing you because your just so fun.
Brahms Heelshire
He's a little intimated by you. At first he's weary and a bit judgemental but warms up. He hates scary movies but since it's an excuse to cling onto you he'll push through it. He loves to hear you talk about your love for horror and music and can and will fall asleep during your rant not because he's bored but because your voice soothes him.
Billy Lenz
A bit curious but thinks your the prettiest piggy he's ever seen. (Please don't take offense to that)
He loves/likes you regardless but your music...yeah maybe make sure your keep it low. He's very sensitive to sound and doesn't like the loud music. Don't get me wrong he isn't judging you but with how loud and all the screaming reminds him of his past. Now your love for horror doesn't faze him and will listen to podcast of crime with you if you either play with his hair or let him play with your hair.
Bubba Sawyer
He loves it!! It's just so different than what's he is used to and fucking loves it! He only See's the regular country get up but seeing someone dress like that makes him squeal in excitement. Please do her makeup and dress them up like you please! He wants you to paint his nails like yours and generally wants to dress like you. It's not all the time because your in Texas and it's hot as hell and he has work. Since his brother listen to similar music he likes metal as well and will gladly listen to it. As ironic as it is he isn't that big fan of horror. He jumps a bit at the scares but will sit threw it.
Michael Myers
Bro is the embodiment of evil and has been through hell. So he isn't fazed nor has the time to care. Your music doesn't faze him he actually enjoys it and if he zones out and you catch him off guard you'll see him nodding his head. He watches horror movies with you and will silently judge the 'survivors' with you.
Charles Lee Ray
He dated Tiffany before soooo. He finds it hot and loves it and will slap your ass. He wants you to be his partner in crime since you know so much. If your uncomfortable or don't want to then that's fine but expect to see a ton of photos of the crime. He loves your taste in music and while you have a smoke sesh he will blast the music.