Howdy There, Could I Politely Have Jake, Quentin, Steve, And Leon React To A S/o That Likes To Fuck With

Howdy there, could I politely have Jake, Quentin, Steve, and Leon react to a s/o that likes to fuck with the killer? Like, “YO FRANK YOUR PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK.”

Honest to god, me when I finally shift into my DBD DR. Like, my whole goal with be to cause so much chaos in the Entity's realm. No one will be safe from my harassment, no killer or survivor.

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Tags: Cursing, the reader being a little shit, general fluff and goofiness

Starting off Steve is going to be your best friend in the Fog, the second he sees someone fully on board with being a dumb little shit Steve jumps to join in .

It started like this, you were in a trial with the nurse and doing a pretty good job of looping.

however, you got cornered in a dead zone, you started to panic and the nurse blade arched for you.

Without thinking you yell at her while spinning around trying to avoid the hit, "Move, I'm gay!". Why that was the first thing to come to your mind, you have no idea but it seemed to work.

The blade whizzed past your shoulder and you ran away giggling like an idiot, you turn to look over and saw that the nurse was standing there trying to registered what you just yelled at her.

Unbeknownst to the both of you David and Steve were on gen nearby and saw/heard everything, the both of them had to bite their lips not to bust out laughing and notifying the nurse.

They now quote that whenever you are in earshot, you can't help but laugh at the same time, a matter of fact it only encouraged you to fuck around more.

In another trial with Deathslinger you saw him walking towards you and your gen and just stood up staring at him, he raised his gun but when you didn't move but matter of fact stood wide stance he stopped in confusion.

He put his gun down and stared at you for a moment, that's when you raise your finger like a gun and say "bang"

There was a painfully long pause before Deathslinger quick scoped a shot into your chest, it was worth a shot hehehhehe

He did find it amusing and will occasionally chuckle when he remembers it.

The worst/best moment within a trial with Legion, specifically Frank. Dwight was downed and being carried to a hook, you ran forward and Dwight's face lit up thinking you were going to help him.

That's when you stopped and yelled at Frank "Yo, Frank your pullout game is WEAK!!!", everyone stopped, even Frank and Dwight. He didn't turn to you but instead shrugged Dwight off of his shoulder and slowly turned to you, your own heart sinking to the pit of your stomach.

You got tunnelled and camped out of the game, It worth it though.

Another time you were getting face camped by the Pig for other unrelated shit, you were zoning out waiting for the Entity to stab you when you noticed how close she was to you, just staring up at you.

That's when the bright idea of bopping her snoot came to your head, so naturally, that's what you did.

She paused to think about what happened and gently laughed before hitting you on the hook, the other survivors picked up on that though and now everyone tried to boop her snoot

Your personal favourite is with Ghostface, for the most part, you hate him but the two of you had playful banter dynamic.

In the Grim Pantry, you were hiding in the tall reeds as Ghosty walked past, you stuck your leg out and he fell face first.

You watched as time passed in slow motion, Danny fell face first and didn't even get his hands up, slid down in the mud for a solid 30 cm and his legs plopped down behind him.

When Ghost got up to look at you, you wore the smuggest and little shit smile you could have worn.

Now, whenever you get the chance you'll take a handful of dirty and show Danny, "Look, I got you a snack mud man".

He does not appreciate the nickname.

Happy anniversary to Opus Eponymous 💖💖 here’s some primo doodles I did!

Also I would love to kiss the person who created the idea he has long hair-

Oni x reader

(Lowkey am a bit embarrassed to post this bc I said no nsfw but I just had to...also I hate using the word pussy but I used it bc... Also please give me constructive criticism and tips how to write smut better)

Reader has no specific gender and gender pronouns aren't used but the reader is AFAB. Also it's Dub-con and hate fucking so if that makes you uncomfortable do not proceed reading this. Mature audience only, please and thank you.

He was chasing you down. He was done with your bullshit. He didn't care of everyone else escaped he was going to kill you. You slammed the pallet down on his head and he let out a groan. He activated his power and he stormed at you.

You were heading towards a window and your face was still blank. He lifted up his weapon and slashed you. You fell on the other side of the window and key out a groan. He smiled wide underneath his mask. He finally got you and was gonna get his revenge.

He went through the window and towered above you. He bent down to pick you up till he heard your pained moans. He never heard you before or see you make any other expression beside a blank one. So you on the ground with a pained teary eyed face, and making such pained lewd sounds made him stop for a moment.

He bent down to pick you up and tossed you up over his shoulder. Another idea passed his mind and he smirked to himself. He started to get hard just thinking about it. You would pay for what you've done.

He went into his estate and bent you over the basement railing. You let out a startled gasp and trembled in nervousness and confusion. For the first time you spoke "W-what are you doing?" He was a bit taken aback by the softness of your voice. He didn't respond instead he pressed himself against you. Realization hit you like a bag of bricks and you closed your eyes and clenched your pussy in anticipation.

He pulled down your pants and underwear the reveal your wet pussy. He groaned and tossed his head back a bit. He smirked and moved his hand to it. He slowly delved his fingers in your wetness and played with your clit. He could cum right there and now with those lewd sounds that were being made. You gripped the the railing and tossed your head back moaning. "Hah..mm fuck..." You moaned as he played with your clit. You were about to cum but then he stopped all movements.

You whined out and turned your head to him with confusion written all over your face. He started taking off his pants and armour. He freed his hard cock that was aching to be touched. He saw your eyes widen and clench them tightly shut. You moved your head back and looked down. You started to shake, you've never saw a cock as big as his. You weren't sure if you could take it.

Without any warning he thrusted himself into you. You let out a pained gasp and gripped the railing tighter. He pressed his body against yours while slamming his cock into you. His hands covered yours and he picked up his pace. He let out his anger and frustration in every thrust he delivered. You were hanging onto the railing for dear life trying to use it to support you. But his thrusts were to strong and fast so it didn't really help.

His hips stuttered and he let out a loud moan. Your eyes widened and you blushed. "A-ah" you moaned out and clenched tightly around him. He moved one of his hands into your hair and bended you over the railing more. He slammed ever harder into you while still gripping your hair. As much as he hated you he loved this feeling and this side of you. He loved how fucking submissive you were and how tight your pussy was clenching around him.

All the hate and lust was clouding his mind and the only thing he could focus on was fucking you into oblivion. You better hope you cum before him or you weren't going to cum at all. He was so close and gens were popping but that was the last thing you guys were worried about.

In one hard thrust he cummed hard into you. He gave one to last thrust and you let out a whine. You weren't able cum but that wasn't his problem, he could care less. He pulled out of you and watched as his cum drip out of you. You whined and pouted that you weren't able to cum. Maybe next time you would be able to. Oh yeah, there would be a next time. The way you gripped him and the sounds you made he wanted more but not now.

He patted your head and dragged his hand down your back gently. He pulled up his pants and fixed his armour. You were still bent over the railing panting and trying to gain your strength. He pulled your underwear and pants up. He slapped your butt and took off while you slipped into unconsciousness because of the blood loss.

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I'm dreaming right?! Someone pinch me!!! The @butterbabyflapjack just fucking followed me!!! OMG Omg omg fucking screaming of excitement rn!!!

Dead by Daylight characters when you say a terrible pick up line

Danny Johnson

You were cornered and Ghostface was just standing there staring at you

"My mom said to not talk to strangers but for you I'll make an exception" you said winking and chuckling nervously

He stood there and although you couldn't see it he was blinking rapidly and a smile was slowly forming on his face

His shoulders was shaking and soon enough you could hear him laughing "Oh wow that- that was terrible sweetheart" he faked wiped his tears and walked up to you, picked you up and tossed you over his shoulder

Leon Kennedy

You guys just finished the last gen and he was opening the exit gate

You leaned on the wall besides him and looked at him

He looked at you and smiled a little confused "What is there something on my face?" He says softly and nervously

And that's when you said with a big ass grin on your face "Are you tired yet?" Your shoulders shake trying to suppress your laugh "What?" He look even more confused "Cause you've been running through my mind all day and night" You blow a kiss at him and the exit gates open

He stutters and blushes but then laughs and soft laugh and shakes his head and grabs your hand and you guys leave together

Albert Wesker

He was chasing you down the hall and then you suddenly threw and pallet down on his head causing him to groan and clutch his head in pain

"Are you a parking ticket cause you got 'fine' written all over you" You said blowing a kiss at him

He just stands there staring at you blanky letting out a sigh "Is that the best you have?" He says with a smirk

You blush and stand there frozen

He breaks the pallet and his tentacles wrap around you and he tosses you over his shoulder and takes you to an office for some fun time

Dwight Fairfield

You guys were chilling at camp with some of the other survivors

You turned to Dwight and leaned in placing your chin in your palm and a sly grin formed on your face

"You know what you would look really beautiful in?" You say to Dwight causing him to raise an eyebrow and give a small smile "W-what?"

"My arms" you say winking

His face turns beet red and he covers his face with his hands

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