Introverted as Fuck! One piece and TADC fan. I'm not very smart to please bare with me 🙏
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Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone
Stomach: rumbles
Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??
The 20 people on the bus:
👁 👄 👁
Do you think... We're brothers in every universe?
I hope so because otherwise we could be lovers in one
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING WEIRD DAN?
*Long Dramatic Sigh*
Well, it's time.
You guys have probably noticed me stopping posting.
I'm afraid it's because....
I HAVE FALLEN OUT THE FANDOM!!
Oh woe is me. I'm sorry my loyal (yet few) followers. But it's just that way 😔
Anyway, yeah. New hyperfixation
The Amazing Digital Circus ✨
Because AWOOGA That chess piece looking a little TOO fine.......
:)
We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj
Like
Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands
Or
Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases
Or Maybe
Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !
Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!
GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME
That live action was WACK !!
Proceeds to rewatch it in Japanese,Spanish and English
One Piece where everything is exactly the same except Luffy's eyes turn into gear five color when he's super happy or super pissed off
People watching gear five: woah this is....so stupid...its silly....its not serious.....
Me: yah 😃 ikr best thing I've watched ever
People watching gear 5: no no. I'm insulting it
Me: ......by narrating the best parts??
I need this as a poster on my wall
Hang in there choppa!
Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!
Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him
Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around
Sanji: what the fuck!?
Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks
Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes
He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever
Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??
Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro
Zoro: You're so beautiful
Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!
Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.
Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!
(He forgave him 5 minutes later)
When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.
I open the window fully to let the breeze flow in because whenever I pull it to, it makes a groaning noise
But late one night, when I drew the curtains back to open the window fully, I realised it was only groaning because it couldn't get inside
Wow,50 followers?? Where are you coming from? Thanks guys, glad you enjoy my shitposts
Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??
Like..... Bruh
How do I not remember a single raining scene.
And I mean real rain btw
Been thinking about an One Piece AU
Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate
Like, making them stronger
Usopp having cool scars on his arms
Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting
Sanji's legs being littered in scars
Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind
Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments
The possibilitys!!!
(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)
27 points, not bad 😎👍
If you watch Anime for the "Romance" stay the fuck away from me 👿
Some Headcanons/interactions?
Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮💨
Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒
Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles
Zoro: That's different!!
Nami: NO IT'S NOT
Zoro: YES IT IS
Nami: 20% INCREASE!
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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?
Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-
Law: No no, I mean romanticly
Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-
Law: Never mind
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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-
Nami: I'm gay
Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-
Nami: She's gay
Vivi: Yeah I'm gay
Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?
Zoro: .........
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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot
Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'
Luffy: I'm not a girl
Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.
Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that
Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?
Back on Sunny
Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!
Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.
Luffy: me neither!!
Usopp: wut the fuk?
Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all
Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he
Me: yeah, they are really special to him
Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?
Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side
Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him
Me: 💀 Naw
Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed
Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight
Friend: .....
Me: .....
Me: I'm going for lunch,bye
Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH
Zosan Hand Holding
Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?
Zoro: do what.
Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing
Zoro: I don't
Sanji: then why are you holding mine?
Zoro: because it's yours