I'll Make A Fan Video Whatever Wins

I'll make a fan video whatever wins

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

Derrick: The D in dirt stands for “don’t eat this please.”

Reynold: But the I-R-T stands for “it’s really tasty.”

I think the real tragedy is that there’s no Callisto x Penelope fanfics that involve throne sex. I just know Callisto wouldn’t be able to resist after they get married

I just logged into the account, sorry

BUT YES!!!! WE NEED THIS KIND OF FANFICS!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

If Callisto was half joking about doing it quickly near Judith's room and Penelope practically didn't say no to him, then they are capable of making out right there in the throne lmao