*me Struggling To Write A Horror Scene For A Small Project * My Brain Giving Me An Intrusive Thought:

*me struggling to write a horror scene for a small project * my brain giving me an intrusive thought: heeeeeeeey Me: oh! thanks brain! my brain: waIT WHAT NO YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY IT- Me: * keeps writing * my brain: NOOOO STOP-

concept: aliens keeping humans as pets

you know how like, dog toys are vaguely reminiscent of stuff wolves have and stuff we have? like toy squeaky bone or a dog house that looks like a human house. imagine if aliens had humans as pets and all the "human toys" are just stuff weirdly similar to stuff we have in our society. "nonono human no drawing on the walls! go play with your W-2 forum!" or like, an alien opens a box of human food and then tiny lil soft burgers spill into the bowl or maybe you walk into your house and there is a tiny little toilet for the pet human akin to how we have litter boxes for cats? etc etc. this is a neat concept man!!! people should use this concept!

"you should be yourself! get out of your shell!" "ew not like that"!

you are not really trans if-

ok shut up about that. let me tell you something. do you feel like a boy and like it? you a boy. do you feel like a girl and like it? you a girl . neither? then you are neither. your aesthetics do not make you trans. YOU make you trans. boys can like makeup and pretty things, girls can like dirt and macho things. You are not any less of a trans person for still enjoying these things. The people who tell you otherwise: they are assholes you shouldn't listen to. Enjoy what you want and do what makes you feel happy.

if i may add onto this: all wild animals are dangerous to be around due to diseases. A deer can be just as dangerous as a pigeon if not more because of tics and other googlies they picked up in nature. Judging an animal on that alone is just... dumb. No animal is inherently dangerous to be around in terms of disease, like humans, it depends on what they were exposed to and their environment. You don't mess with wildlife because the animal itself is dangerous, but the fact you don't know where that animal has been in. this is not the animals fault. Second: as an owner of a rescue African grey parrot, i agree. Parrots should have never become pets. my poor bird came from an abusive household where he was beat and left in a cage for days on end. when i got him, his chest was blood red because the poor thing was feather plucking. he takes a lot of time and energy to take care of, and people do not realize that these birds are not like what you see on YouTube. they are loud and can be moody and once they learn a word/sound they will NEVER stop saying it. ever. They require constant mental stimulation and their diets are VERY DELICATE to the point that improperly feeding them could kill them easily. I have had him for nearly 17 years now, and he still struggles with mental health issues. If I had my way he would be in the wild, not living in my house, but sadly I can't EVER release him into the wild or he will die due to his circumstances. at least pigeons were domesticated, but parrots are literally wild animals we poached and bred for entertainment. Most parrots are abused because people treat parrots like they treat a pet goldfish you would win at a carnival (which is equally is bad imo) DO NOT BUY A BIRD FROM A PET STORE OR A BREEDER. Please just go to your local shelter and volunteer as an assist. I don't even recommend adopting because it takes a lot of commitment and patience to LIVE with them let alone take care of them. TLDR: disease comes from all wild animals not just rats and pigeons, and Parrots are one of the most abused creatures in the pet industry and you should never buy one.

Don’t hate me but I really believe the world would be a better place if pigeons were the ubiquitous avian pet instead of parrots 👀

NEW RULE FOR THE BLOG

(here is link to my art blog btw) attention porn bots I haven't blocked yet and weirdos who are still following me for some damn reason new rule: anyone who sends me hate will get redirected to websites about insurance and other shit. No this isnt a gimmick. I aint sending you rage obsessed freaks to funny websites, it will only be 100% boring shit. I am divorcing myself from the community of getting irrationally angry at random crap. If i am going to be angry at something, its going to be because i accidentally drove over a pothole or something.

to the people who send me fun asks, like silly random things, fan art, etc:

I WILL NOT SEND YOU LINKS TO BORING INSURANCE WEBSITES PLEASE SEND ME NICE THINGS I WILL RESPOND OR EVEN DRAW SOMETHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU SEND IF NOT, MAYBE I WILL JUST RESPOND IN A SILLY WAY I DONT KNOW. SEND ME PICTURES OF ASSORTED CHEESES IN YOUR HOUSE. SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR PETS. PLEASE ANYTHING BUT HATE MAIL. please tumblr, free me of the shackles of having to deal with outrage junkies. I just want to make silly little shitposts.