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I Saw A Rant About A My Little Pony Episode So Here's Mine

I saw a rant about a My Little Pony episode so here's mine

(S1, ep3) The Ticket Master Rant

Ok so basically Twilight got two tickets from. Princess Celestia to go to the Galloping Gala (a big deal) and take someone with her. The problem is she couldn't choose whish friend and all her friends wanted to go for diferent reasons.

Rainbow Dash: wants to meet the wonderbolts

Rarity: wants to meet Celestias nefew Prince Blueblood.

Applejack: wants to make a food stall to earn money to fix the barn and get new equipment for the farm

Fluttershy: wants to go to the garden to see the animals.

Pinkie pie: wants to party.

And throught the whole episode Twilight had the debacle in trying to pick who to give the ticket and her friends ass kissing her. In the end she sent a letter saying that if her friends can't go she won't and celestia sent more tickets.

Now to the rant

Why did Celestia just sent tickets to Twilight and not the other main 5? Yea Twilight is her student, but the others basically freed her sister from evil and stuff because their the elements of magic, something she herself couldn't do and had to banish luna to the moom. Their basically legendary heroes that Celestia has thank them so its not like she doesn't know them. So why wouldn't they be considered and given tickets to the prestigious gala? That way this whole mess wouldn't have started in the first place.

Not only that, why did aplejack need a ticket to sell her products? Wouldn't she have to send a letter asking for permission? Isnt it kinda rude to be invited to a gala and you just start putting up a stall and selling it?

Also the fact that Applejack wanted to get money for the farm so at first thought she would have been an obvious choice to be given the ticket (although rude to sell stuff as a guest) because rarity wanted to court a dude, rainbow dash wanted to meet the wonder bolts, flutershy wanted to see animals and pinkie pie wanted to party.

"Oh applejack can sell anywhere" yea but its a gala full of ritch people, good advertising and earning.

Pinkie pie wanted to party, she parties everyday but I dont think she new what kind of guest were gonna be there.

Rarity wanted to flirt with a dude, like, she straight up went there for him (the dresses too but still)

Rainbow dash wanted to meet the wonderbolts.... there are meet and greets for that.

Flutershy..... bruh she could have gone to a zoo or something.

Thats all, might be biased but eh

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