Dazai Reads Through It, Brings It Back, And Starts Correcting Him On Everything That's Even Slightly

Dazai reads through it, brings it back, and starts correcting him on everything that's even slightly wrong.

Kunikida has a file on every single member of the Port Mafia. He has every single crime they've ever committed documented with clear evidence.

He gave Dazai his file for his birthday, Dazai loved it. He treats it like an old photo album.

Dazai reads it when he's bored and has has happily contribute to the Chuuya and Mori files.

the wip title was 'man discovers fatherhood'

got the idea from @kantimplora 's post, tbh i don't know how i haven't thought of this meme for them yet since i have used it already in the past for other fandoms haha and like always i went WAY overboard with this ahhh

I wanna write a short fanfic series of the ada getting turned into their younger selves

I haven't decided if adult them will still be there tho

Atsushi would be so scared, there are so many people he doesn't know, he doesn't know where he is. It wouldn't be the first time he'd suddenly woken up somewhere other than his cage but this was the strangest place he'd woken up in. The agency would be horrified at how beaten and starved he looked, they knew things weren't good at the orphanage but none of them thought it would be this bad.

Younger dazai shows up and not too much is different, he looks different but he acts very similar to before. Goofing off, playing games, not doing anything productive. He insults everyone more and looks a little surprised every time kunikida yells at someone or someone messes up and nothing bad happens to them. He acts like he's in charge and can just order everyone around a little more that before too. He also keeps asking how short Chuuya is in the future, and if he still wears that 'God awful hat that he loves more than me'.

Ranpo would kinda be the same. Every time they look away he's nearly gotten himself killed again, and he somehow manages to eat even more of the agency kitchens food. He's a bit more bratty and brags about his 'ability' a bunch more. Fukuzawa takes one look at what happened and gets the worst headache he's had in a while.

Idrk for anyone else.

I love the idea of like, teenage kunikida being a 'delinquent' in order to put his ideals into place. He shows up and straight up punches anyone who does anything he disagree's with. He manages to be even more strict to his schedule and he won't stop asking how katai's doing in the future.

Thats all I got

I might write this in the future but idk

I like to think that somewhere in the agency there's a little photo album of the members

It started as a Fukuzawa-Ranpo-Yosano family photo album but then a picture of kunikida got thrown in there and some of Katai.

Theres at least one picture of everyone. When looking through it it's pretty clear when someone new joined since there's so many of them for a bit and then it fades back into group pictures.

Kenji gives them some pictures of him as a kid on his farm. There's pictures of all of the major achievements each one did, entrance exams, first cases, katais last case of actually being there, a couple of birthdays and agency holiday parties. Atsushi and kyouka's wanted posters are in there. Dazais gets added after a while, but they struggled to track it down.

Maybe at some point they start gaining little pictures of the members lovers as well, a few of ranpo with poe (and Karl ofc) they manage to get one of Chuuya and Dazai, a really blurry one of Akutagawa and Atsushi.

They're one big, happy, complicated family and it's great.

Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

I colored the ranpoe scars drawing!