Cale: Adjusting Plans Based On New Information Is Total Trash Behavior! Right? It Is Right??

Cale: Adjusting plans based on new information is total trash behavior! …right? It is right??

The best tsundere Yoo Joonghyuk moments are the ones when the narration itself and/or the people who know him best exposes his ass.

Examples off the top of my head being:

- Breaking the Sky Sword Saint: Is that your friend? (Referring to Kim Dokja)

YJH: We're not friends.

Narration: BTSSS took a second look at her disciple's friend.

- Yoo Mia: You seem happier when you talk about that ugly ahjussi (referring to Kim Dokja)

YJH, embarrassed: No, I don't.

YMA, doubtfully: Is that so

Narration: Yoo Mia could say this because she knew her big brother the best.

- Lee Seolhwa: You might want to buy a skill book like this cosmetic one I'm using

YJH: I don't need skills not meant for combat.

LSH: But Kim Dokja uses it?

YJH: ...Kim Dokja uses it? <- possibly doing the Serious Decision eyebrow twitch (it only says his eyebrows twitched, but LSH might not know the significance)

Narration: LSH didn't know why this cold-hearted man became angry whenever he heard Kim Dokja's name. (Said in the context shortly after proving his trust in KDJ and showing how much he cared for him in the 46th scenario)

Tcf Cale drawing, he will be a bit bloodied up

Isnt he neat

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

The other day my mother asked me which guy I find handsome because she finds it weird that I keep pointing out how every real human male face looks like a frog and through this rabbit hole I realized

Cale Henituse is the Perfect Marriage Candidate™

He's rich, handsome, smart, good with kids, good with animals, would not force anyone to have sex if they don't want to, enjoys food, has an extremely likable personality, has agreeable morals, would not force you to stay if you don't want to

Apart from his self-sacrificial tendencies, there is quite literally nothing I can think of that would be bad

Cale is simply the bestest friend anyone could have

Try drawing that satisfying scene where Cale choked the hell out of that Adin bastard.

And I may or may not have some draft about an AU where Cale was forced to go to the Mogoru Empire as a hostage after the elf village fiascos and suffered badly under one sadist bastard imperial prince named Adin until that battle in the Caro Kingdom when Cale snapped and decided he would not bother to hide his strength any more when all his plan were in-place and the Roan Kingdom had grown strong enough. Hence the satisfaction Cale felt when he strangled the shit out of that bastard that had abused him both physically and mentally for the last year.

Still haven’t time to actually write it down though…