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Cale after learning about the WS's curse: lmaoooo, what a loser. I could never have such a shitty curse

Cale hundreds of chapters later:

Eruhaben: *lecturing him about his reckless actions* Do you understand me?

Cale: Nah

Eruhaben: Don't nah me!

Cale: Just trust me

Choi Han: The last time you said that your plate nearly broke, Cale-nim

Cale: But things got done, didn't it?

Choi Han: That's not the point-

Cale: I'm surrounded by crazy people

Cale: Gorgeous, but crazy people

The best tsundere Yoo Joonghyuk moments are the ones when the narration itself and/or the people who know him best exposes his ass.

Examples off the top of my head being:

- Breaking the Sky Sword Saint: Is that your friend? (Referring to Kim Dokja)

YJH: We're not friends.

Narration: BTSSS took a second look at her disciple's friend.

- Yoo Mia: You seem happier when you talk about that ugly ahjussi (referring to Kim Dokja)

YJH, embarrassed: No, I don't.

YMA, doubtfully: Is that so

Narration: Yoo Mia could say this because she knew her big brother the best.

- Lee Seolhwa: You might want to buy a skill book like this cosmetic one I'm using

YJH: I don't need skills not meant for combat.

LSH: But Kim Dokja uses it?

YJH: ...Kim Dokja uses it? <- possibly doing the Serious Decision eyebrow twitch (it only says his eyebrows twitched, but LSH might not know the significance)

Narration: LSH didn't know why this cold-hearted man became angry whenever he heard Kim Dokja's name. (Said in the context shortly after proving his trust in KDJ and showing how much he cared for him in the 46th scenario)

*small rock hits Cale's window"

Cale, sighing: Go away Clopeh!

Clopeh, voice muffled: That's not me. I'm in your closet!

really? really??? cale henituse is wondering how clopeh ended up like this. the lack of self-awarness never ceases to amaze me.

Yay them \o/

Seeing Cale suffer is my guilty pleasure…

Eruhaben, exasperated: Tsk. You unlucky, single-ass bastard.

Cale, offended: Why don't you enlighten your one thousand years of solitude first, our esteemed 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯-𝘯𝘪𝘮?

Raon, excited: Me! Me! I'll be the wingman! This great and mighty Raon Miru will find the best partner candidates for you two!

Eruhaben and Cale, horrified: 𝙉𝙊.

Try drawing that satisfying scene where Cale choked the hell out of that Adin bastard.

And I may or may not have some draft about an AU where Cale was forced to go to the Mogoru Empire as a hostage after the elf village fiascos and suffered badly under one sadist bastard imperial prince named Adin until that battle in the Caro Kingdom when Cale snapped and decided he would not bother to hide his strength any more when all his plan were in-place and the Roan Kingdom had grown strong enough. Hence the satisfaction Cale felt when he strangled the shit out of that bastard that had abused him both physically and mentally for the last year.

Still haven’t time to actually write it down though…

He’s not even pretending that their chats are anything serious anymore, they just call literally daily to bitch and gossip with each other

That's right, Cale. What do you mean coughing up blood more normally and elegantly???? When did coughing up blood could be considered normal?? Let alone 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘵?!!!

Me: Cale is such a sweet, wholesome, and soft character!

Also Me: D-Didn't Cale torture a man to insanity? Twice?

Also Also Me: Shhhh. We don't talk about that.

Tcf Cale drawing, he will be a bit bloodied up

Isnt he neat

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

and this exactly what he did, easily passed all the tests with his unbreakable faith in 'Caleism'

Cale: Adjusting plans based on new information is total trash behavior! …right? It is right??

i really don't remember if I uploaded it here so here...

Man I miss the Hall of Truth.

He’s finally getting it huh

this.

this is straight outta horror movie, i would be scared if this happened to me

The other day my mother asked me which guy I find handsome because she finds it weird that I keep pointing out how every real human male face looks like a frog and through this rabbit hole I realized

Cale Henituse is the Perfect Marriage Candidate™

He's rich, handsome, smart, good with kids, good with animals, would not force anyone to have sex if they don't want to, enjoys food, has an extremely likable personality, has agreeable morals, would not force you to stay if you don't want to

Apart from his self-sacrificial tendencies, there is quite literally nothing I can think of that would be bad

Cale is simply the bestest friend anyone could have