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10/10 Recommend Climbing And Sitting Under A Highway, Unless Thats Illegal Or Something Idk If It Is...

10/10 recommend climbing and sitting under a highway, unless that’s illegal or something idk if it is...


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5 years ago

If you decorate your house for Halloween before October you’re either gay, a witch, or a gay witch. I don’t make the rules.


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5 years ago
Im Just Saying, They COULD Have Done Yellow, Lavender, White Or Like, Any Other Color Of Rose And They

I’m just saying, they COULD have done yellow, lavender, white or like, any other color of rose and they chose RED. They also COULD have done any other kind of flower, but they chose roses. Red as in love. Roses as in love. They know what they are doing.


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5 years ago

This is what i keep tumblr for

befriended this little lady today

Befriended This Little Lady Today
5 years ago

I want a cat so bad! I want to be a cat lesbian!! But I’m freakin near deathly allergic to them!!! Why has God cursed me with desire for the object of my utmost pain. Is this what people with peanut allergies feels like when they see Reese’s peanut butter cups??


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5 years ago

Wait. Wait wait wait wait... y’all I just realized Julia’s meeting with Carmen for the first time on the train is wackkkk.

Carmen asks if the chair is taken and Jules says “yes but you can stay til my PARTNER arrives.”

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The

And Carmen is like, “partner??” You know how gay couples sometimes choose to say so they don’t necessarily reveal they are gay in front of everyone.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The

Anyways, the Carmen is like, hmmm and looks around to... maybe see if she really is gay or something and realizes she meant Devineux.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The

Then Jules CLARIFIES “TRAVEL partner” to like, signal she’s single???? And then they proceed to flirt????

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Yall I Just Realized Julias Meeting With Carmen For The First Time On The

I’m shook?? Anyways, I might be reading into it too much but oh well.


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