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I Want A Cat So Bad! I Want To Be A Cat Lesbian!! But Im Freakin Near Deathly Allergic To Them!!! Why

I want a cat so bad! I want to be a cat lesbian!! But I’m freakin near deathly allergic to them!!! Why has God cursed me with desire for the object of my utmost pain. Is this what people with peanut allergies feels like when they see Reese’s peanut butter cups??

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Im Just Saying, They COULD Have Done Yellow, Lavender, White Or Like, Any Other Color Of Rose And They

I’m just saying, they COULD have done yellow, lavender, white or like, any other color of rose and they chose RED. They also COULD have done any other kind of flower, but they chose roses. Red as in love. Roses as in love. They know what they are doing.


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5 years ago

Wait... was no one going to tell me that Carmen gave Jules a bouquet of roses at the end of the special or did I just have to watch the special myself???? Also Jules blushes a bunch??? I mean, the tension is too much to be just friendship.


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5 years ago

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