I Really Wish People Would Tell How Real Folktales Went Down. One Time I Read How The Real Two Goats

I really wish people would tell how real folktales went down. One time I read how the real Two Goats on a bridge to my little cousin. He was shook and the original story was good. The original stories are always good ngl. They get a little dark but they add flavor.

Hi, welcome to my humble dwelling, here have a seat please!

You must be hungry, don't worry, I'll serve you a nice warm meal too.

What is it, do you have to use the bathroom now?.

Sure thing, it's right there!

Make sure to clean up after you're done!

Also, feel free to take a shower if you feel like it, just remember to dry up the floor after you're done!

If you need my computer you can borrow it, don't worry about it.

Oh dear!, You are shivering, here, have these socks to warm you up

Now, would you tell me what time is it sweetheart?

Oh honey, it's time for you to leave now, what a shame :(

I hope you come visit again dear, i really like having you here, you keep me company like no other can.

Goodbye sweetheart.

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*looks at desk*

The dusty jumble of items I have gathered over the past 3 years waiting to be cleansed/dusted: 👁👄👁

*sighs*... Being gay is hard.

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non-Natives really think waving a stick of sage they bought at some new age store run by old white hippies counts as smudging