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golden feathers and gotham

What can be said of the former Robins that has not already been said? Children, given weapons and permission to right wrongs as they saw fit. Little soldiers in an endless crusade for justice.

But you should have seen 'em.

The first, well, he was a showman to the core. He was a performer- all dazzling smiles and extra flips. His adoring audience, those he saved, gained protection forevermore, and (arguably more importantly) hope. He was a hero- and lives were saved behind his little golden cape.

The second, a smaller boy, was a fighter. He was passionate- a force of nature sent to make Batman laugh and villains cower. He ran the rooftops, dropping in on homeless camps and doing bed checks on the street kids. He defended the weak- he grinned boldly in the face of danger (he carried on his predecessor's legacy). He was a protector- and lives were saved behind his little golden cape.

The third, a lanky thing, was a strategist. He was calculating- a whirlwind of snark and careful planning. He largely stuck to the shadows, keeping Batman in check and investigating. He stopped villains on their way to commit crimes- he patrolled the worst parts of Gotham (carrying on his predecessor's legacy). He was a detective- and lives were saved with every glimpse of his little golden cape.

The fourth, a girl strangely enough, was a menace. She was vibrant- a flash of blonde hair and skillful violence. She capitalized on the bright lights of dark alleys and made herself known. She helped victims make their way to clinics and shelters- she destroyed criminal enterprises on whims (carrying on her predecessor's legacy). She was a force- and lives were saved in the shine of her golden cape.

The fifth, another slip of a thing, was potentially demonic. He was a terror- a glint of a blade and caustic remarks. He slunk through the shadows, lingering in the one cast by Batman. The violence left in his path made those who would hurt others tremble. He trussed up meta villains with ease- he collected names from shelters and served justice and vengeance without issue (carrying on his predecessor's legacy). He was an avenging angel- and lives were saved with every soft flutter of his little golden cape.

Each one vanished- replaced and never seen again. A chasm of fear and grief left in their wake felt in every person who found solace in their little golden capes.

But you should have seen 'em.

Same anon from before, I just wanted to add that the implication that you were shipping minors with a college student was out of line. You never said that they would get into a poly relationship today, this could be years down the line.

Sorry, just wanted to add that because as a damijon shipper, we are often accused of being proship even though many of us ship the DCeased/adult versions of the Super Sons.

EXACTLY! I don’t Have much to add to this, but just replying so ppl see this

Yknow how when Bernard was first introduced, everyone hated him and shipped TimKon, but it eventually evolved to Timberkon?

And how DickBabs and DickKori hated each other until DickKoriBabs was invented..

Yknow how damika and Jondami fans hate each other?

…. JonDamIka

Edit; guys I don’t ship Jondami, I don’t ship Damika, I don’t ship JonDamika. This was a JOKE about FICTIONAL characters chill out 😭

!!! Not a DC post !!!

People genuinely don’t call out how toxic the PJO and HoO fandom can be, so people, call them out in the reblogs and comments PLEASE

It can be ANYTHING. How Persassy is old and overused, etc.

!! New show fans get a pass ofc !!

Especially with how they treat Percy and Jason. Like, it was funny the first 100 times, but Percy cannot kill the gods, anything he can do Poseidon can do ten times better-

And, with Jason, sir, that’s a whole ass child soldier.

Damian insulting Brive will never stop being funny.

This is me ranking the meanest things that Damian has ever said to Bruce

1. “You were easier to look up to when you weren’t around.”

Batman and Robin vol 2 #1

I love when Damian reminds Bruce that he’s a disappointment. It took the other batkids years to realize that but Damian knew it from the beginning and he will never let him forget it. 9/10

2. “So that explains why Astrid Arkham sees me as a curse hanging over Gotham.” “Haven’t we all at some point?”

Detective Comics (2016) #1004

He’s 100% correct but he’s not being as mean as he could be. Bruce’s feelings were definitely not hurt so it wasn’t a proper roasting. But it’s super fucking funny, and I’m obsessed with the fact that Damian interrupted this serious moment to joke about how everyone hates his dad. 7/10

3. “You know my name! Grandfather was right, you truly are the world’s greatest detective.”

The Shadow/Batman #1

Calling Bruce stupid is very classic Damian. I appreciate that he keeps finding new and creative ways to say it. However I have to take off points because that’s not the actual Bruce he’s insulting, just a dollotron. 5/10

4. “Watch yourself old man. You may be better with a bicycle but I’m your superior at everything else.”

Batman Black and White #5

This one absolutely took me out when I first read it. The “watch it old man” alone would be enough for me to put it on this list, but pairing that with Damian saying he’s better than Bruce in nearly every way makes this perfect. Bruce’s feelings probably weren’t hurt but he definitely called Dick later to complain about Damian’s lack of respect. 10/10

5. “So you’ve learned your long-lost father is a world class psycho... join the club...”

Teen Titans (2016) #11

He’s not talking to Bruce in this one but this is still an impeccable roast. Calling Bruce a psycho AND telling his teammate that they ain’t special?? He’s killing two birds with one stone. I’m taking off points because this panel came from Teen Titans (2016) and that version of Damian is not valid. 6/10

6. “Father, if this is it, I want to tell you something. I... I need you to know... I definitely would have been the best Batman.”

Dark Nights: Death Metal #7

Absolutely iconic. Damian is facing certain death and instead of telling his father that he loves him like Bruce was probably expecting, he decided to remind him that he could have been a way better Batman if he was given the chance. Damian is going to die doing what he loves most: antagonizing Bruce. 12/10

7. “Silence.”

Super Sons #10

After all the times Bruce has told him to shut up, Damian finally pulled an Uno reverse card on him, and it’s all Bruce’s fault. Even he can recognize that. 5/10

8. “And I sometimes feel like I’m listening to a raging, controlling madman.”

Batman: Pennyworth RIP

I admire Damian’s audacity to bring up all of Bruce’s faults whenever they fight. And he’s always correct. I also love how big Bruce’s hand is compared to his face. It reminds me that Bruce is getting verbally demolished by a kid who still needs a booster seat. 8/10

9. “But we’re going to talk about these orphanages. It’s a bit disconcerting that you own whole buildings full of potential backup Robins.”

Detective Comics (2016) #1017

Even if this was a joke, I know some tiny part of Damian actually believes this. He lives in constant fear of getting another sibling. I’m deducting some points because this is one of the most popular and overused Batman jokes ever. We all know he collects orphans. 4/10

10. “I don’t know why you bothered to come back from the dead. We were fine without you.”

Batman Incorporated (2012) #1

We’re finishing the list off strong with perhaps the meanest thing Damian has ever said to Bruce. He went for the throat with this one. His father just came back to life and he’s already decided he doesn’t like that bitch. I just KNOW Bruce cried himself to sleep that night. 1000/10