Wtf

Wtf

(the following is me over exaggerating my fury as I read this brain rot garbage)

.... You ever just get this weird feeling that you just want to walk over someone's grave when they immediately die.

Thats me right now. And said grave is WR.

Like legit why are the toxic parts of fandom so damn vocal and why they gotta be BATSHIT FUCKIN INSANE

"rehabilitation camps" mothafuckers are trying to be fucking Hitler or some shit?!

"no mentioning WK unless it's to slander" BRO WTF. Ok one, the fact you are actively saying that you are "slandering" Whiteknight is just... I'm sorry but wtf is wrong with you?! Two, People can like a ship to dislike. I personally fucking hate WR and I want to burn it to the fuckin ground, but you don't see me (i.e human garbage) attacking WR shipers just because I hate the ship with a BURNING PASSION.

"law of equivalent exchange" this shit ain't FMA knock your shit off my guy you look like a idiot trying to be intelligent.

"Church of whiterose", y'all ain't a church, y'all just butt hurt because not everyone likes WR. SUCK IT UP, it's just a damn SHIP.

And then it just gets FUCKIN worse.

... Man sometimes i hate shipping because that leads to brain dead idiots like the example shown

And to the person who's wrote these tweets and is reading this post for some ungodly reason. I want you to know you do not represent the people who enjoy and ship WR at all, I may hate the damn ship but i know damn well that there are people who enjoy it without tearing down other ships.

So take your three fuckin rules.

AND

SHOVE

IT

UP

YOUR

ASS!

Facing facts.

(wait... No. No no no no no nonononononononononononono. NO. I thought I was done with Lancaster ideas! Welp I know what I got to do)

Scene: after the paper pleasers demise. (Apologies for the absence of little I don't know their characterization)

"WHAT ABOUT YOU?! ITS ALL ABOUT YOU!" Jaunes felt the last words he never wanted to leave his lips as he stared into Ruby's eyes as she scowled with tears begining to run down her cheeks as jaunes eyes widen as he was about to say something before ruby was enveloped in rose petals. As jaune felt a pit in his stomach. He didn't notice yang yelling something as she ran off towards Ruby's direction as things went quiet with only one thought running through his head.

"what did I just do".

"I.. I'm going after her." Jaunes said as Weiss looked at him before nodding as jaune reached out. "Juniper. Let's get moving" jaune called out as juniper ran towards him as he caught her and hopped on as the two set off leaving Blake and Weiss as the two soon went after yang.

"Ruby! Ruby where are you!" Jaunes called out as juniper continued running in the direction he saw ruby go in before he noticed rose petals laying on the ground as he and juniper stopped with jaune hoping down before gently picking up a rose petal as he brought it juniper who sniffed before perking its head up as jaune hopped back on with the two continuing to run after the rose reaper.

With said reaper she found herself in a forest as she was walking through it with her slowing down until finally stopping as she dropped to the earth as she felt so low. Her mind wondering, why? Why did everything go so WRONG?! They had both relics, they evacuated, EVERYONE! so why did it all go WRONG!

She began punching the ground as she felt tears streaming down as she could feel the hard ground against her knuckles as she continued to beat and beat into it. Eventually after some time she looked up only to no indentation. Only her bloodied knuckles as Ruby soon curled up as she just wanted to vanish. To just stop being HERE. To stop getting hurt-

"RUBY! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Jaunes voice rang out as Ruby's mind went quiet as she got up her eyes red and puffy as tear strains ran down her cheeks.

"RUBY! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I just wanna talk!" Jaunes voice called out again with ruby gulping softly as she got up. She had to go-

"RUBY! Please I know you can hear me! I'm just.. I know your hurting and I want to help!" Jaunes voice interrupted her thoughts again as Ruby too a deep breath.

"GO AWAY. YOU SAID WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY!" Ruby's Shakey voice proclaimed as we see jaune and juniper stopped with jaune peering into the forest the voice came from as he hopped of juniper and began walking towards it. "Ruby. What I said.. I didn't want to say it, especially not to you." Jaunes spoke as he began seeing a figure.

"you didn't want to say it? That doesn't change the fact you did. and you meant it." Ruby retorted as jaune winced as he knew he was asking for that.

"I... Ok maybe I did mean it, I said what I said but it was uncalled for, especially now of all times. Ruby, we're friends and right now you need your friends especially your team." Jaunes countered as the figure became more clear with the terrain slowly shifting to a bridge as jaune and ruby stood on opposite pillars as Ruby looked at him her red eyes peering into him as she clutched her shoulders.

"go away jaune.. I.. I don't want to hear from you right now. Not from you or my team." Ruby turned as she spoke with jaune taking a step onto the bridge as it was rickety.

"ruby.. even if you don't want to hear this I know you need help. After everything, beacon, Pyrrha, haven, the train to get to bullhead, atlas... Penny... You need people to talk to. You need your friends." Jaune spoke as he continued walking the bridge as it creaked with ruby turning slightly as she gazed at him.

"ruby.. despite everything.. anything that could or will happen. I still will always care for you.. your a dorky.. nerdy.. incredible and talented person who jumps into everything ready for the next adventure. Your just as much of a hero as you are a dork... Your my best friend ruby rose." Jaune continued as he soon stopped at another stone pillar that segmented the two bridges with ruby turning completely and looking at him. As she saw the bridge infront but hers was broken.

She took a deep breath. "But... What if I just.. can't anymore. What If I'm just so tired of everything and I want it all to just.. stop." Ruby questioned as jaune rubbed the back of his neck as he chuckled nervously.

"Thats.. that's probably the most human thing about this situation ruby.. it's natural your getting tired of all this. Especially in your occupation.. kinda hard not to start cracking under the immense pressure.." jaune answer as Ruby smiled softly as she took a step with a plank of the bridge appearing just under her foot as she looked at jaune.

"so.. even if I do start talking about this and being honest.. it's not gonna suddenly be all sunshine." Ruby spoke as jaune and her continued to stare at each other.

"so.. even if it doesn't fix everything immediately it's still important to be able to be honest with the people you hold close. Otherwise that problems only going to devour you." Jaune retorted as another plank appeared as Ruby took another step.

"ok.. so if I do talk about it, that doesn't mean anything though, I said really bad stuff to my team. I hurt them. I insulted them. I doubt they'll listen to anything I'd say" ruby spoke again as jaune sighed softly.

"ruby. What you said was a tad hurtful but that doesn't stop your team, especially your sister, from caring about you and seeing that your hurting, yang, Weiss and Blake are looking for you right now. Their your team. They'll listen because they know you better than anyone else." Jaune said as once again another plank with ruby taking another step as she was about halfway from the pilar.

Ruby then went quiet as she stared at jaune with him looking nervous. "W-what? Is there something I'm missing? M-maybe I should probably already apo-" "jaune.. do you.. really mean all of this?" Ruby interrupted jaune with a question as jaune looked at her.

"ruby.. you'd know if I didn't me-" "I want to hear you, say it." Ruby interrupted him again as jaune looked at her before sighing. "Ruby. I mean every word that I've said to you with nothing but absolute honesty" jaune answered as Ruby smiled as two more planks appeared as Ruby walked across leaving only one more step.

"ok.. one last thing. How do you exactly.. feel about us after... everything." Ruby asked as she looked at jaune as jaune felt as if he knew what this was about.

"ruby... Are you sure you wanna be progressing us, right now?" Jaune questioned as Ruby looked at him. "Jaune up to this point of this conversation you have done nothing but make up to me and quite frankly butter me up." Ruby spoke as she scratched the side of her cheek as she blushes a little bit with jaune blushing aswell.

"..gods I can't believe I'm in the body of a grown man acting a hormonal teenager still.. ruby ill be honest. It's only now that we met back in realizing.. I'm very much into you. But a this point dating is gonna be put back a little due to one, my age, and two the ever looming war." Jaune spoke bluntly as Ruby just smiled. "I'm ok with waiting, besides I'm finally 19 remember. It's not like your an adult dating a kid. But regardless of that.." ruby spoke as one last plank appeared as she took one last step until she was on the pilar as her jaune hugged.

"it's good to see you alright ruby." Jaune spoke with ruby simply chuckling as we close out with the scenery returning to normal as yang, Blake, and Weiss ran into the forest before seeing the two hugging as yang simply looked at Ruby smiling softly.

(end)

(i think this is a suitable girth for all of you, well Atleast anything that comes out of me. Enjoy. Also this may not be a permanent writing choice. Just depends on the poll. Regardless enjoy everyone.)

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘

I wanna talk about yang but I just got nothing despite her being my #1 favorite..

Maybe I'm just shallow and find her really fuckin cool. (And hot but that's kinda obvious :/ and I'm not THAT shallow I so fucking am)

Regardless have a great day everyone.

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘.

I made another tier list...

Dear God help me this is probably gonna make a lot of people annoyed.

But now I don't need to explain the tiers! Yay!

And the tier list are all rwby villains and surprise, surprise alot of them are on the lower tiers.

Heart on fire: spark.

Yang woke up as stretched before hoping out of bed and noticed... Her teams form was empty. Guess she probably overslept. She soon got dressed and made her way down to the mess hall as she saw something not surprising. Jaune frozen in a block of ice as a very frustrated Weiss was eating her eggs.

Yang: what VB do this time?

Thats when yang noticed a box of chocolates that ruby was devouring. With Weiss glaring at the red reaper.

Weiss: you have no idea if bad timing do you dolt?

Ruby: what? Jaune spent L50 on this for you. And I don't feel like having good things go to waste. You want some pyrrha?

Pyrrha: o-oh thank you ruby but I'll have to decline and also Weiss I wanna ask you something.

Weiss raised an eyebrow as pyrrha whispered into her ear before Weiss went red in the face.

Weiss: t-thats very bold of you pyrrha. Let's discuss this in my teams dorm.

Weiss got up as her pyrrha left with yang just sitting at the table.

Yang: Blake how much you wanna bet-

Blake: oh their already doing it.

Yang: oh right you can hear em.

yang then stared at the still frozen jaune as she sighed.

Yang: VB probably is gonna have the shock of his life

Ren: he's still conscious. So he just saw everything.

Nora: yep. Atleast now he's not gonna be frozen in ice anymore... Hopefully.

Yang: well look on the bright side next time he'll keep his c-

Blake: yang. Don't even finish that joke.

Yang: oh come on it's funny.

Ruby: yang. No offense sis but I think you can hold off on the jokes for today

Yang: you sure? Alright then. and tell vb good luck with the reveal

Yang got up and began walking as Blake perked up and looked at her questioningly

Blake: and what leads you to say that?

Yang just shrugged as she continued walking

Soon the lewd moaning of Weiss was heard and gauging from the height the sound was coming from. They were doing it on Ruby's bed... Lovely.

To describe how jaune felt could be summed up In one word... Humiliated. he felt so stupid for all the attempts he made for Weiss. Jaune wanted to just bury his face in the dirt as he groaned into his hands. That's before a knock was heard on his teams door as he got up and opened it and was immediately met with a bag being handed to him... Well more of.. thrown at him.

As he caught it he saw one familiar yang xiao long.

Jaune: oh hey yang. Uh what do you need? And why did you throw a bag-

Yang: we're training lady killer. So pack a towel and extra clothes because I'm gonna make you sweat.

Jaune went wide eyed as yang had a grin on her face before jaune responded with a smile on his face as he nodded.

(feel free to continue this if you want everyone.)

(and sorry my writing is probably shit, really tired at the moment)

The first hook-up can change EVERYTHING: Lancaster.

Before the hookup.

To say ruby was uncharacteristically giddy, would be a MAJOR understatement. This was it, after bugging jaune about it for days months their finally gonna do it. Ruby could practically sense jaune standing in front of the door as he soon opened it

Jaune: I'm here ruby... You sure about this? T-this is both our firsts you know.

Ruby nodded profusely as jaune sighed.

Jaune: I dont know what's gotten into you but I guess if we both consent we can do it.

Ruby: ALRIGHTY! Now come here vomit boy, I'm gonna make this a night you won't forget!

Jaune: oh I won't forget it, but I'll definitely regret it.

After the hookup

Jaune: ruby ... I wanna start by saying I am VERY sorry about what just transpired.

Ruby: jaune.. why are you apologizing?

Jaune:w-well I probably didn't s-satisfy and I was probably way too-

Suddenly ruby grabbed his face as jaune gulped softly.

Ruby: jaune. Listen to me. To put it lightly, you ROCKED my world. You know that?

Jaune nodded slowly as Ruby smiled brightly.

Ruby: good! Now remember what I'm gonna say ok?

Jaune nodded as she pulled him and kissed him softly.

Ruby: I love you and even if you didn't satisfy me, I don't care because you matter more than something like sex.

Jaune blushes deeply as he smiled

Jaune: t-thanks ruby. I love you too.

Ruby: great! Now. We're doing it again, right after we get something to eat.

Jaune: ok then.

Jaune: well Atleast it's not immediately after this.. I don't think my hips could handle another round that fast.