My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Peter: *sleep Deprived* SKELETONS ARENT SCARY.
Peter: *sleep deprived* SKELETONS AREN’T SCARY.
Peter: WE’RE FILLED WITH PULSING, OOZING MEAT.
X-Men: *horrified silence*
Peter: IT’S THE MEAT THAT’S SCARY.
Peter: THE MEAT.
Erik: *sobbing* Peter, wha-
Scott: Honestly, nothing he says surprises me anymore.
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