That Very Specific Type Of Self Hatred That Only Occurs To Children Of Self Fulfilled Literature Professors.

That very specific type of self hatred that only occurs to children of self fulfilled literature professors. Nothing I like is elegant enough for them, it’s all cute and very accessible. Song of Achilles has “childish” writing good for teens she says. No metaphor can ever beat Shakespeare and neither will I.

I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT CATCHING THAT THAT SCENES A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX HELPPPP LMFAOOO (I was distracted by hua cheng being fucking gorgeous)

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

save me gay skaters…gay skaters…gay skaters save me….

where’s someone to cosplay the chuuya to my dazai… totally not for soukoku cosplayers curse reasons- never- I’m not a lonely bitch what that’s crazy-

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

Been sketching during my rewatch of heavens official blessing so here’s some Hualian art.