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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

I experience it like this, I get really excited at the thought of them, seeing them, talking to them, all of it. I get excited at the thought of them holding my hand, brushing shoulders as we walk together. I think about the dates I'd want to go on with them and it makes me all bubbly and excited inside. To me romantic attraction doesn't feel like butterflies, butterflies are more nervous for me. Romantic feelings feel like bubbles to me, like all this excitement is trapped inside me and I can feel it rise up inside and I want to physically like wiggle around to get it out lol. When I talk to my partner and we're being all cute, I quite literally physically cannot contain my excitement about how they make me feel. I hope this is at all helpful to you, I know what it's like to be confused about stuff like this. I wish you all the best in figuring out how you feel and your identity!!

I WISH ROMANTIC FEELINGS HAD A REAL FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!

"Butterflies in your tummy" I get that every time I talk to anyone because I'm an anxious wreck

"Ohh you get all blushy" I blush whenever I remember literally any compliment from anyone. I blush when someone says I blink robotically. I blush when I remember that time my driving instructor said I went through a stop sign correctly.

"You get nervous when thinking about them" I'm always nervous.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!