So, I Know I Only Have 3 Followers And Haven't Been Active Much...

So, I know I only have 3 followers and haven't been active much...

But what would you say if I told you I was a few chapters deep in writing some BTS fanfic?

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’look at that one… IT’S JUNGKOOK!’ (insp.)

IDK why I'm posting this on a sideblog with 3 followers, but here we go...

I say that my bias is Jimin and Kookie is my bias wrecker with Tae and Jin following 3rd and 4th, but let's get real.

I just got off the phone with my niece and I asked for her help. Here's what I told her and what we came up with, but I'm not sure.

From the first time until now, when I see Park Jimin, I forget how to breathe. He is so beautiful and that boy was BORN to dance Jesus Christ and when he laughs, I feel my soul ascend. So I was sure Jimin was my bias.

Then I watched "Dope" and I saw that little crooked/devious smile of Kookie's... and a few fan videos later and I realized that that little shit was gonna be my bias wrecker because I just wanted to rip his clothes off and...whew.

But here comes the problem....

I often forget that V/Taehyung exists until I see him and my entire existence shuts down.

I can't eat, sleep, breathe, or function because Tae gets me "stuck" and I can't live.

So...

My niece and I came up with the explanation that Tae was my "poison" because as I said, I forget he exists until I see him and I shutdown on a molecular level.

Then, there's Jin....

When he smiles, everything in my world is right. Seeing him eat/cook is adorable and attractive. He makes my heart swell three times it's size and I forget everything that is bothering me. He is my comfort...my security blanket? However, I'm not opposed to him making sweet, sticky, sexy love to me either. *Ahem*

As for Namjoon, all I can really picture is he and I smokin' a doobie, eating Jin's cooking, and discussing the universe. He'd be like my much cooler younger brother.

As for Suga.... I will only say, please don't leave me in a room alone with him... I'm just saying... just don't. He's scary and I don't like it.

Anyway, we have:

Jimin=Bias

Kookie=Bias wrecker

Taehyung= Poison

Jin= Cure

Namjoon=little brother

Suga=......just no.

Am I doing this right?