The Recoms: Lossing Money (based On A True Story)

the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-

Ninjago Christmas

Jay: ITS SNOWING!!!! -runs outside-

Nya: JAY AT LEAST PUT A COAT ON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Cole: I like the warmth. -drinking hot cocoa-

Zane: -reading a book- who want to hear a Christmas story?

Jay: -already making a snow man with nya-

Lloyd: -just came out of his room- I heard Zane was telling a story! I’m here!

Kai: -eating a ginger bread house that was supposed to be put together- what

Cole: WE WERE GONNA PUT THAT TOGETHER LATER!

Kai: I WAS HUNGY! PLUS YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING!

Cole: -continues drinking his hot cocoa-

Zane: are y’all done? Ok well this story is called a Christmas carol

Lloyd: Zane…it’s 2022…YOU HAVE READ THIS STORY FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS WE GET IT!

Zane: -pulls out another Christmas book- ok so this book is called the ninjas Christmas

Lloyd: is this about us?

Zane: STFU IM READING! Anyways, it was the night before Christmas and everyone was in their bed tucked away fast asleep. Cole was snoring as loud as he could and Jay was binge watching Starfair like always…until he fell asleep.

Lloyd: This is about us

Zane: IM READING! Like I said, Jay fell asleep. Everyone was now asleep except for one ninja and that Lloyd,but he had an ugly bowl cut. He wanted to capture santa and make sure he gave him everything he wanted.

Kai: Soooooooooo when was this book made?

Zane: IM DONE! YALL ARE DISRESPECTFUL! -slams the book closed and gets up out that kind of rocking chair and leaves-

Cole: God damn it

Nya: guys I think Jay is frozen solid…

Jay: -comes back in the house shivering and almost blue-

Kai: Omg Jay why!?

Jay: snow…day

Avatar: the way of water

Sleepover

Ronal: ok time to go to bed…night

Aonung: Night mom

Tsireya: Night

Tuk: -goes to sleep-

-lights go out….do they even have lights anyways!-

Lo’ak: oh oh oh oh Riley

Ao’nung: please stfu

Kiri: most of us are trying to sleep

Neteyam:……..hello darkness my old friend

Tsireya: -trying to hold in laughter-

Ao’nung: can y’all go to bed

Tuk: have you ever had a dream?

Kiri: Y’all don’t deserve to live

Ao’nung: -annoyed- go to sleep!

Tsireya: -trying to sleep-

Lo’ak: try to make microwave popcorn

Kiri: y’all are annoying af

Neteyam: language infront of the child

Ao’nung: Tuk passed out

Tuk: I’m still awake

Tsireya: who’s snoring

Rotxo: -snoring like a fucking bull-

Ao’nung: -slaps him awake- stfu

Rotxo: bitch wtf

Ronal: GO TO FUCKING BED OR ELSE IM BEATING ALL OF YALL

Everyone: -silent-

Ao’nung: a potato few around my room before you came

Ronal: -comes in and slaps tf out of Ao’nung- GO TO BED

Ao’nung:…..ok

Ronal: -leaves-

-everyone didn’t get an ass woppen but they had to deal with Rotxo snoring the whole ass night-

Merry Christmas

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

Dis my new man yall

When you imagine yourself as the hero of a music video X)

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-