This Was So Adorable

this was so adorable🥺🥺

pranking my boyfriend (gone wrong!) [not clickbait!]

pairing: jeongguk x reader 

genre/warnings: youtuber!au, established relationship, fluff, like so much fluff we been knew they’re the cheesiest couple ever, also guk is the sweetest ever

word count: 1,412

summary: the one where you pretend to break jeongguk’s camera or it’s literally just based off that one video ask me if you don’t know what i mean because it’s adorable

You weren’t sure who you were telling to be quiet, finger pressed into pursed lips and directed at the wide camera lens staring back at you from it’s hidden position beyond a variety of trinkets littering a dresser in your bedroom. Two steps back and you registered it wasn’t hidden enough, the blink of the red recording light mocking you, the bulky black plastic not shielded in the slightest by Jeongguk’s favorite turtle shaped paperweight or a tangled mass of lanyards he’d acquired over various conventions. 

You eyed his collection of caps where they hung on a neat rack on the wall, internal light bulb causing you to dart for one, retrieving a black one in a mess of other mundane grey and navy and white. The force in which you stepped back, already stretched in an awkward position on your toes to reach, rattled the rack against the wall, effectively dislodging a few others such as two bucket hats in shades of beige previously balanced to the top of the rack resting on no real hook. 

The camera caught your full bodied wince, shoulders scrunching up to your ears, holding the black baseball cap to your chest like a prize for the unintentional chaos you’d just created. When your heart rate calmed enough to be productive, you opened the hat, tossing it over the camera so that the lens peeked out from the bill. Not perfect, but better. Your fleeting thumbs up to the camera was barely in shot as you slid around the corner, collecting his hats in armfuls and replicating the previous pattern the best you could manage. 

With a huff and a hint of sweat curling into your hairline, you returned in view of the camera to whisper, “I think it’s me that needs to be quiet—”

“Babe? Baby!” A door shutting. Rubber soles hitting the wall. Socked feet padding closer. The sound of a plastic bag hitting the countertop. “Where are you? Tae sent me home with bananas from that tree he’s been genetically engineering on him and Jimin’s back porch—”

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Caught

Pairing: Reader x Spider Hybrid!Jimin

Genre: PWP

Rating: NC17

Summary: With a new neighbor moving in next door, you were excited for all the possibilities that it might bring. But when you don’t see him in the weeks following him moving in, you decide to be a good neighbor and check in on him, only to fall into his trap. 

Warnings: Strip tease, suspension, fingering(f), spanking, unprotected sex (wrap it up), breeding kink if you squint, sensory deprivation. 

Word Count: 3,800

Notes: I’M SORRY. I’m blaming @loveejoon​ for supporting this. 

When you saw the sold sign being slapped across your neighbors for sale sign you couldn’t help but be excited about the prospects of a new neighbor. One, you wouldn’t be the newest addition to the neighborhood and thus always referred to as ‘the new kid’ anymore. Second, you couldn’t help but hope for an attractive, single neighbor that you could have a steamy romance with. Hell, you’d be down for being a third or fourth in a relationship if they were into that. So when you saw the moving vans start to pull up, you were excited.

The movers showed up first, well ahead of any signs of who may have bought the house. You were lounging on the outdoor ottoman on your porch, indulging in your guilty pleasure breakfast of peaches and cottage cheese. A car pulled up and you almost chocked in excitement, suddenly glad that you decided to do some light makeup and get dressed so early when you’d heard the vans. You counted the seconds it took for the driver’s door to open. No one appeared to me sitting in any other seat of the silver sedan.

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may JK’s long hair rest in peace, you will be forever missed and never forgotten🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😣(but he’s still a major cutie🥰)

exposure // pjm

⇢ when a new pornstar gets nervous on set, you do everything in your power to help him feel more at ease.

Genre: 18+! pure smut! pornstar!jimin x photographer!reader, swearing. smut warnings below the cut because yeah-

Words: 5.4k

A/N: here’s some filth for Jimin’s birthday because I have no self control. No one @ me for this - me and him are still foes, thanks!!!

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Next Door | myg [oneshot]

synopsis; Your neighbor doesn’t respect your complaints about him being loud, but you don’t let it slide so easily.

warnings: mentions of masturbation, strong language, dirty talk, oral sex [female and male receiving], spanking, slight ass play, rough sex, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, creampie, multiple orgasms, forced orgasm

genre: fluff (?), smut

words count: 10.3k

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A/N: Yes cats can growl. Also, don’t forget to follow me for more ^.^ and let me know what you think about this one!

A big groan leaves your lips as you cover your ears while shutting your eyes. The sound of loud music echoing throughout your bedroom even through your covered ears. Fucking asshole. You curse at your fucking rude neighbor who blasts his music every night and if not — you can hear some whiny girly moans as his headboard of his bed bangs against the thin wall. You already live here for two months — two months with constant disturbance caused by your neighbor. You check the clock on your phone. 22:05. Another bass echoes throughout the thin walls. That’s it. You angrily put your slippers before tying up your fluffy pink robe. You storm out of your apartment, legs storming in front of your neighbor’s front door. You knock, your arms crossed over your chest as you wait for him to get his rude ass over there. As you wait a whole minute for him to open the freaking door — there’s nothing happening. You can still hear the music blasting through his apartment and that’s when you decide to angrily knock on his front door. Over and over again. You’re ready to kick the door when they suddenly open causing you to stop your movements.

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sate • jjk

↳ Summary: It was forbidden, your love for him. The glances you’d both steal when no one was looking and the whispered sweet nothings he’d say when you were alone. He would never be yours and his thirst would never be sated until you were his.

↳ Genre: Vampire!AU, Prince!AU, mutual pining, slight angst, smut,

↳ Word Count: 14k

↳ Pairing: Jungkook/Reader, Taehyung/Reader

↳ Tags: Virginal sex, praise kink, slight begging, eating out, fingering, finger fucking, multiple orgasms, biting, blood drinking, forced orgasm, squirting, dirty talk, unprotected sex,

Note: it’s spooky season and this oneshot is a big rabbit hole to halloween!verse so prepare yourselves.

“Don’t look so depressed Y/n- maybe he doesn’t remember?” Those were not the words you wanted to hear. Of course you wanted to imagine that maybe he didn’t remember, maybe this was just a coincidence, it could be a lot of things. And if you really wanted, you were sure you could convince yourself with enough past humiliation and lingering embarrassment that he definitely didn’t remember. If he had, remembered it of course. The Prince, was a gentleman and had never brought it up, but on the days when your neck was exposed and you’d bend over a little too far to grab something in his presence, you could swear, you could feel his gaze lingering on your chest.

Just the thought had your cheeks flushing red and your body pulsing in both shame and arousal. You had grown up in the castle, having been there since the royal guard stumbled upon you in the remnants of a crashed carriage, left out in the cold night of October, abandoned by your parents, you never knew a life outside of these stone, gothic walls. You always saw the Prince and he would ever so often see you, but nothing more than a passing glance between maids while passing you down the hallway, or perhaps when you stood off to the side when the king was holding court. He had seen you, but he never truly saw you

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