I Want Six Pet Sloths So I Can Name Them For Each Of The Seven Sins Except For Sloth

i want six pet sloths so i can name them for each of the seven sins except for sloth

hello to my twenty-something followers

i am going on hiatus because it’s spring break and running a tumblr blog is kind of stressful

there’s gonna be like one queued post per day to satisfy your need for my idiocy

so yeah bye friends

thoughts, anyone?

do you ever think about how society is just a trap? it's an endless cycle of pleasing the people above you. in order to be happy you have to work for it and in order to be able to live decently you have to work for it. you please your teachers so your teachers can write recommendations for you so you can please the college admissions board and you please your professors so you can get a good grade and get a degree and you go out and please the people hiring so you can get a job and you constantly please your boss so you can get paid or get a raise to live better. society is a huge endless terrifying cycle and it traps people into working for other who eventually work for the people in charge with the most power. and as much as we hate on society we end up playing into what society wants because that's the only way to survive.

why do ppl always name ships something super fancy like “the endeavor” or something like let’s be realistic here i would name my ship jerry or smth

if i were a feminazi i’d be genociding the men by the millions and putting them in thousands of different concentration camps but i’m literally asking for gender equality it’s super simple

*looks off into the distance*

i was a baby.... once

*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*