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One Time In Kindergarten A Boy Called Me Stupid And I Punched Him In The Face And To This Day I Do Not
one time in kindergarten a boy called me stupid and i punched him in the face and to this day i do not regret it
alternatively in first grade a boy called me a smartypants and i thought it was an insult so when i got home i told my parents and started crying
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does anyone ever have that thing where you're in a big group of people and everyone is talking but then there's just this huge random silence that seems coordinated but actually wasn't
one time my dad and i were walking to my math competition and i had a little baggie of cashews as a snack and i saw a squirrel so i was like “oh i’ll just give it some”
so i offer this squirrel a cashew but it fuCKING BITES ME, SNATCHES THE CASHEW, AND CLIMBS A GODDAMN TREE
and that’s the story of how my dad threw rocks at a squirrel hiding in a tree in public :)
i’m drinking lavender kombucha and it tastes like a fucking yankee candle
y’all read the entire thing it’s hilarious
