SHORTY

💐🦋SHORTY💐🦋

— genshin men with a short s/o headcanons ft. alhaithem, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, wanderer (lemme know if you guys want a 2nd part)

— this is an old draft that I decided to finish off and just get out of the way, so apologies if it’s badly written/short

SCRIBE ALHAITHEM

bro is tall, he’s also extremely muscular which means a majority of people are shorter than him

doesn’t comment much about your height cause he doesn’t feel the need to do so

will sometimes place his head onto your own head and just lay there

doesn’t mind when you rest your head on his phat titties chest

KAVEH THE ARTITECTURE

teases tf outta you for your small stature

always asks you if you’ve never had milk or dairy (yes, even if you are lactose intolerant he’ll still ask u)

always compares your heights and your hand sizes

“look at those tiny hands, they look so cute”, “my hands are way bigger than yours, they practically engulf them”

will unabashedly use you as a rest, lays his arm on your shoulder and doesn’t move it no matter what

TIGHNARI THE FOREST RANGER

he’s quite short himself, so if you’re shorter than him your are so damn small (says my 4’10 ass)

isn’t quite used to people being shorter than him

he’s glad that when he hugs you that it’s quite easy

same with kisses, you don’t have to lean down, same for him

CYNO THE MAHAMATRA

he isn’t the tallest either, so when you guys got together he was lowkey kinda happy you are shorter than him

cause he is kinda insecure about being short, but he doesn’t like admitting it

won’t tease you for your height, the same has happened to him and he knows how belittling it feels

WANDERER AKA HAT GUY

is a short king. will tease you 24/7 for your height

calls you his short goober, don’t ask. don’t even think of asking him to change your nickname, cause he won’t

gives him an ego boost low key, but be sure to give him a small smack in the back of the head whenever he gets too high on his horse

if anyone else makes fun of your height, he’s angy, only he gets to call you short😡

AAA TYSM <33

hi are u by any chance accepting requests atm? if so could I pls request the monster boys comforting the reader after they have a panic attack? (I love ur monster boy series with billy, steve and eddie sm)

if you’re not accepting requests then feel free to ignore this :)

thanks in advance! have a nice day/noon/night <3

Gentle claws and sharp teeth

Demowerewolf!steve x mindflayer! Billy x demovampire! Eddie x reader

i hope this is okay im a bit rusty

Sorry for being gone so long

It started like any other day you'd climb your way out of the monster pile you had been squished or in the boys words "cuddled" into ,shuffle your way down the hall of the old rickety house yall had taken over as your own, step over a couple of old blood bags you had brought home from work for eddie to snack on and reach the kitchen to make yourself a nice hot cup of coffee.

That was until the phone rang, normally you didnt dread the phone ringing since it was usually just some telelmarketer or dustin calling to tell you how fun california is and how much he misses you and eddie and steve, but something about this phone call made the hair on the back of your neck stand on end and your breath come out in quick huffs. With shaking hands you reached for the reciever quickly picking it up crackling heard from the other end then the familiar sound of sinister laughing.

You couldnt believe it after all this time he had emerged, a million thoughts ran through your head 'what if they take the boys from you, what if the boys get trapped on the otherside, what if, what if, what if'

Before you knew it you had dropped the reciever with a loud clack the dial tone ringing out throught the house altering the sleeping men in the other room that you had left their grasp all three of them quickly rushing to check what the commotion was about.

What they found made their dull unbeating hearts break. There you were curled up in a ball hyperventilating and pulling at your hair eyes looking around wildly like someone would show up to grab you if you closed them for a second.

Steve was the first to make a slow approach towards you lowering himself to your level like you were a skittish animal slowly reaching out his hand placing it gently on your head causing your head to snap up. "S-s-steve" your voice cracked thick with emotion "shhhh its okay honey its okay" steve gently took you into his arms as eddie and billy made their way to either side of you placing gentle hands on your shoulders and cheeks "oh sweetheart" eddie rasped voice thick with sleep but also worry "what happened darling" billy murmured tracing small circles under your cheeks wiping away any stray tears.

You slowly started to snap out of the haze that clouded your mind your three monsters coming into view all of them wearing worried faces their hands anchoring you back to eart. '''m sorry" you mumbled sniffling once again only the boys to quickly shush you "no need to be sorry sweetheart you had us worried is all" eddie coos pressing a soft kiss to your inner wrist being mindful of his sharp teeth. "why dont we get you back to bed hm?' steve whispered standing up with you safely tucked into your arms. Eddie and Billy shared a knowing look quickly grabbing your favorite snacks and your long forgotten coffee following steve as the four of you disappear into the safety of yalls room away from Vecnas grasp and the threat of the upside down seeping your world again.

I requested Albedo fluff where the reader is like a sibling figure for Klee and maybe how Albedo would react to the reader having such a good relationship with her?

(If you couldn't tell I'm a chalk prince simp 🥲)

SIBLINGS

fandom — genshin impact

summary — reader is like klees’ older sibling

reader — gender neutral

cw/tw — none, lmk if there are any!

albedo once was confused when jean told him that klee was with another person when he came for his usual babysitting duties

jean told him that he was free to go near the cathedral, cause that’s where you guys were

he decided to check it out since he had some spare time on his hands. he was shocked to see that you and klee were playing tcg on the steps to the cathedral

“oh hey there ‘bedo!” you greeted, albedo nodding in acknowledgment. klee looked up from her deck and jumped up before runnning to albedo

“‘bedo! me and (y/n) went fish blasting and now we’re playing tcg! come and join us!” klee squealed, dragging albedo by the hand before he had a chance to respond

albedo appreciates the offer, he also appreciates you looking after klee when he was unable to do so due to work

albedo and you caught up for a while whilst klee was running around the cathedral with the other kids

“apologies but I am due back to dragonspine any second now, so I must head off, I’m glad that klee has another older sibling to look out for her. please let her know that I promise to play with her tomorrow” albedo asked of you, before heading off toward the city gates.

all in all, albedo is glad that klee has found another person to look up to

you’re a real boy

ft. steddie

summary — eddie and steve comfort their dysphoric ftm boyfriend (this is polyamorous)

cw/tw — FEM ALIGNED DNFI! mentions of deadnaming, transphobia, jason (he’s his own warning tbh), reader can’t wear a binder due to medical reasons, mentions of eating food. lmk if there are any more <3

note(s) — made this cause dysphoria has been hitting hard, hopefully this can comfort some other ftm who are struggling with dysphoria. sos if this isn’t that good, I’m not the best at writing in this format. btw this is quite short but I hope you enjoy :)

today had been a difficult day for you. being constantly deadnamed due to the fact that you haven’t come out yet (for obvious reasons), and people just being assholes about your identity. jason was mainly one of these people, since he somehow managed to find out about you being trans. of course he was an asshole about it, saying how you weren’t a real man and such.

when you met up with steve and eddie after school you just couldn’t help but bawl once you were in steves car, eddie the one hugging you due to the fact steve was too busy driving. when they arrived at eddies trailer they sat you down onto the couch with both of them on either side. “what’s wrong honey?” steve asked, holding your hand in his. you explained to them how you’ve been feeling dysphoric throughout the entire day and have been thinking about wether you’re a real boy or not.

eddie left his position on the couch, confusing you for a second, when he came back with one of his shirts did you understand. the boys let you change in the bathroom into the shirt that was a bit too big for you, which hid your chest from view. when you came back into the living area, you noticed that there was a blanket over the couch and some snacks and drinks on the table.

eddie and steve both have you a big hug when they noticed your tears of joy. “if you feel like it, we can have a take out for dinner tonight” eddie suggested, you nodded against his chest.

steve made you look him in the eyes and said “you are a real boy (y/n), you’re our handsome boy”, he then proceeded to give you a small kiss on the forehead, eddie doing the same not long after.

Scara coochie man can cook unlike his creator

Imagine getting one upped by your own kid.

Your fics are very yummy.

Have cursed image.

thanks for letting me know that he can cook

and thank you so much, I appreciate it :D

and bro sucrose got a big ahh forehead-

thank u for sharing the information

I had no clue this happened and I’m absolutely sickened that someone would do all of these things

hi so if you dont use twt or haven't been informed on genshin va news, tighnaris eng VA Elliot has been exposed as a grmer, pdofile, absr and alot of other stuff (words r censored because idk tumblrs rules) PLEASE believe the victims. I read the twt thread myself and I'm absolutely heartbroken and sick to my stomach. My heart goes out to all the victims of Elliot. Please do NOT interact with me if you defend Elliot in ANYWAY. he is a monster and deserves to be locked up. Also please remember to have the victims as your top priority instead of tighnari himself. I understand how some people accociate characters with their VA and believe that they are ruined but right now it's important to show our support to the victims. I promise you your allowed to like tighnari still.

btw the twt thread as alot of proof provided by mods of Elliot himself.

og twt post: https://twitter.com/FretCore/status/1623148330045022208?s=20&t=qKCFXGT3Rs_pKwviZvApyg

believe the victims. if possible email hoyoverse themselves regarding the situation to get Elliot fired. this type of behavior is unacceptable for ANY public figure. I'm so proud of the victims for speaking out on his disgusting behavior and I am always with you.