Fanfiction Problem

Fanfiction Problem

When you’re supposed to be writing your next chapter, but it’s almost two in the morning and you’re laughing at random fanart and headcanons instead.

Story Starter #4

In no way did Beatles love songs prepare me for the real thing.

Story Starter #1

Apparently, Amazon thinks I’m a witch. So does my mother-in-law, but that’s beside the point.

If you’re looking for cute rpg critters, check out this creator. I’ll definitely be using these in my games!

Critter Carnival – Huge swarm of Tiny fey, chaotic neutral

No seeker of the unknown mysteries has seen it all until they have witnessed a critter carnival. This spectacular gathering only happens in places heavily linked to the arcane and in the presence of strong feelings. In rare cases this combination may trigger a spontaneous mass appearance of all kinds of quirky creatures forming a vibrant and vivid parade. Still fuelled by magic, any direct contact with the critter carnival may release a burst of unpredictable effects – a quality potentially leaving a remarkable trace wherever the carnival wanders. Neither aggressive nor malicious, the critter carnival, if provoked too much, isn‘t completely defenseless.

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Literature Prompt #1, Jeff VanderMeer’s Annihilation

“We all live in a kind of continuous dream,” I told him. “When we wake, it is because something, some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we’ve taken as reality.”― Jeff VanderMeer, Annihilation

Write about an event which disturbs your protagonist’s idea of reality. What happens? Do they change or hold on to the illusion? Or do they go mad?

So relateable.

me: hey let's make progress on some of the stories you have going ok? Updates are due soon! Let's add a new chapter or polish up some outline details

also me, an hour later: haha, started a new story